Arms Quote by Ambrose Bierce
“Dance, v.i. To leap about to the sound of tittering music, preferably with arms about your neighbor's wife or daughter. There are many kinds of dances, but all those requiring the participation of the two sexes have two characteristics in common: they are conspicuously innocent, and warmly loved by the vicious.”
About This Quote
Source Essay: The Devil's Dictionary, 1906
A satirical definition of dance as a lively, possibly mischievous activity involving close contact, highlighting its innocent appearance and appeal to the wicked.
In simple terms: Dance is described humorously as lively and slightly naughty.
Enjoy the fun, but be aware of hidden motives.
Themes
Mood
Type
When to use this quote
- parties
- social gatherings
- courtship rituals
- celebrations
Key Concepts
Questions to Reflect On
- What does this say about how society views mixed‑gender activities?
- When does innocent fun become manipulative?
The definition exaggerates for comedic effect, not a literal moral judgment.