Funny Quote by Ali Bassam

Baby,boy A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen. Ugh! The…

— Jeffrey Sarpong

“Your friend is so ugly and hairy. Hey, you'll upset my monkey ! We were talking to the monkey...”

— Anonymous

A little girl asked her mother, How did the human race begin? The mother answered, God made Adam and Eve and they had children,…

— Ritu Ghatourey

I saw a monkey walking on a leash and thought it was an ugly foreign child.

— Augusten Burroughs

“How can you be so ugly to me?” “‘Cause I’m bored, and when a man gets bored enough he gets like an animal. I’m…

— David Foster Wallace

Now I've heard the phrase 'there's no such thing as an ugly baby' but that is an ugly baby!

— Shawn Michaels

3 monkeys sittin' under a coconut tree discussing things as they are set to be. Said one to the others now listen you two...there's…

— Damian Marley

“What the monkey!” My dad slammed through my door and burst into my room wearing nothing but his bathrobe. We all looked up at…

— Jennifer Echols

When I was a kid, I said to my father one afternoon, 'Daddy, will you take me to the zoo?' He answered, 'If the…

— Jerry Lewis

No fathers or mothers think their own children ugly; and this self-deceit is yet stronger with respect to the offspring of the mind.

— Miguel de Cervantes

Monkeys are superior to men in this: when a monkey looks into a mirror, he sees a monkey.

— Malcolm De Chazal

It is rather an unpleasant fact, that the ugliest and awkwardest of brute animals have the greatest resemblance to man: the monkey and the…

— Charles Lamb