Funny Quote by Albert Einstein

Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. Invariably they are both disappointed.

— Albert Einstein

Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not. So each is inevitably disappointed.

— Albert Einstein

Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not.

— Albert Einstein

Women hope men will change after marriage but they don't; men hope women won't change but they do.

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— Oscar Wilde

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— Elizabeth Gilbert

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— Rachel Hunter

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