Funny Quote by AEMatthew

In the morning, I get the paper. I look in the obituary column. If I don't see myself in there, I get up.

— Melvin Van Peebles

I wake up every morning at nine and grab for the morning paper. Then I look at the obituary page. If my name is…

— Benjamin Franklin

Everyday I live, I am writing my obituary.

— Myles Munroe

I don't think most people know what's going to be in their obituary, but I do.

— Robert Mankoff

Until today, you may not have realized that your life provides the content of your obituary. Just for today, examine your life. Think about…

— Iyanla Vanzant

If you start the day reading the obituaries, you live your day a little differently.

— David Levithan

I'm a huge Obituary fan.

— Max Cavalera

I never wanted to see anybody die, but there are a few obituary notices I have read with pleasure.

— Clarence Darrow

I generally wake up, exercise and read through a huge amount of newspapers. I get to the office somewhere between 7:30 and 8:00 -…

— Ivanka Trump

Beyond being timely, an obituary has a more subjective duty: to assess its subject's impact.

— Walter Cronkite

I always wondered what hearing one's own obituary might sound like, and I sort of feel like I may have just heard part of…

— Spencer Abraham

I won't kill you, but I'll enjoy reading your obituary.

— Anonymous