Obituary Quote by Clarence Darrow

I won't kill you, but I'll enjoy reading your obituary.

— Anonymous

I'm a huge Obituary fan.

— Max Cavalera

We're all killers at heart . . . . I have never taken anybody's life, but I have often read obituary notices with considerable satisfaction.

— Clarence Darrow

I don't think most people know what's going to be in their obituary, but I do.

— Robert Mankoff

Actually, I just want to entertain people. Put that in my obituary, a final picture, all dark in the background.

— Limmy

Everyday I live, I am writing my obituary.

— Myles Munroe

I've never wished a man dead, but I have read some obituaries with great pleasure.

— Mark Twain

I always wondered what hearing one's own obituary might sound like, and I sort of feel like I may have just heard part of…

— Spencer Abraham

“The obituary seemed like a washing of the body. It cleaned Steen up. The existence of the photographs, all the sordid aspects of the…

— Simon Brett

I'm fairly certain when I die that the obituary will say, 'Author of 'Angels in America' dies.' Unless I'm completely forgotten, and then it…

— Tony Kushner

If you don't have a nasty obituary you probably didn't matter.

— Freeman Dyson

So what if someone wrote your obituary... that doesn't mean you are obligated to die.

— Lou Holtz