Canada Quote by Adam Carolla

I've never been drunk, but often I've been overserved.

— George Gobel

I've been to Canada, and I've always gotten the impression that I could take the country over in about two days.

— Jon Stewart

I have been drunk now for over two weeks.

— Jimmy Buffett

A lot of people think that since I'm drunk in my stories, I must be drunk 24 hours a day. What kind of stupid…

— Tucker Max

I never went out in the morning with the intention of getting drunk. It just happened.

— George Best

Here's how you know that you're really drunk: when you get into a taxi cab and you think the fare is the time.

— Dane Cook

The innovations are changing now, drastically. I remember coming to Toronto from Vancouver, and on any given night in the '70s, '80s and early…

— Jim Treliving

24 hours in a day. 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not. Rehab is for quitters.

— Nikhil Saluja

Getting drunk after a hard day of being sober.

— Anonymous

Because of the high altitude, you get drunk really fast. So everyone's drunk all the time.

— Clea DuVall

I can be drunk until 6 in the morning, and then I don't have to show up to work until 14 hours later.

— Lewis Black

I didnt mean itI was drunk. I was at a high but at a low. I was a bit sick, a bit drunk. We…

— Oliver Sykes