Cab Quote by Dane Cook

When you're drunk, you always think you're not. If you even drink at all don't get behind the wheel.

— Bam Margera

I dont pay for cabs if Im too drunk to drive. I find the nearest Dominos, order a pizza delivery to my house &…

— Kendrick Cole

“How do you know when you are too drunk to drive? When you swerve to miss a tree then realize it was your air-freshener.”

— Mike Miller

I've never been drunk, but often I've been overserved.

— George Gobel

If, in New York, you arrive late for an appointment, say, "I took a taxi".

— Andre Maurois

You don't quite know how drunk you are until all of a sudden you're on the floor

— Gina Gershon

No matter how drunk you actually get.. there's always that small part inside of you that knows EXACTLY what you're doing.

— Christine Ramkran

I will never have a sip of alcohol and get behind the wheel again. Regardless if I'm 300% sure that I just had a…

— Dak Prescott

When you want to take a cab, there's no cab for you. When you don't want to take a cab, there's alot of cab.

— âebel-s

I'm one of those passengers who arrives at the airport five or six hours early so I can throw back a few drinks and…

— Bob Newhart

We're beginning to realize that drowsiness or sleep deprivation, fatigue, is beginning to outstrip alcohol as a cause of accidents in transportation, particularly on…

— William C. Dement

I simply don't know how to act as if I am drunk.

— Rita Tushingham