“there was a flash, a ding, and everything got dark and gooey.” — Christopher Moore Dark Copy Share Image
“She was meaning and order and light, and now that she's gone, chaos falls like a dark leaden cloud.” — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“Give us a call or you know, flash a searchlight in the sky with your logo on it, because we monitor everything.” — Christopher Moore Monitor Copy Share Image
“…turning your ankle hurts like hell, even if you're a superhero.” — Christopher Moore Ankle Copy Share Image
If you think anyone is sane you just don't know enough about them. — Christopher Moore Enough Copy Share Image
It's very difficult to stay angry when a room full of bald guys in orange robes start giggling. Buddhism. — Christopher Moore Angry Copy Share Image
“Get in, get out, and nobody gets hurt, as Uncle Harlan always said, something he picked up in Vietnam.” — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“I'm painting moments. Unrepeatable, singular moments of light.” — Christopher Moore Light Copy Share Image
It's Christmas! Ah, Christmas, the time when all good people go about not decapitating each other. — Christopher Moore Christmas Copy Share Image
“Yeah, that's right, Lash. Because I'm Chinese I have a deep-seated need to nosh house pets. Now why don't you let him… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
...as if someone had thrown a hand grenade into the middle of a teddy bear orgy and the only survivors had had… — Christopher Moore Bears Copy Share Image
“Not yet!" said she [Goneril], trying to roll me over and get back to smacking my bum. She honked my codpiece. You… — Christopher Moore Christopher-moore Copy Share Image
He loved constantly, instantly, spontaneously, without thought or words. That's what he taught me. Love is not something you think about, it… — Christopher Moore Love Copy Share Image
“The Emperor decided to make a proclamation to his troops about the importance of compassion in the face of the rising tide… — Christopher Moore Compassion Copy Share Image
There's a fine edge to new grief, it severs nerves, disconnects reality--there's mercy in a sharp blade. Only with time, as the… — Christopher Moore Ache Copy Share Image
They want to be tied up, I tie them up. They want to be spanked, I spank them. They want to be… — Christopher Moore Baby Copy Share Image
“[in regards to the "Asian guy"] He was so cute - in that Final Fantasy Thirty-Seven way. What I'm saying is, the… — Christopher Moore Christopher-moore Copy Share Image
“(Samson is talking to a bum on the street.) "A guy stops near here every morning with a truck-picks up guys to… — Christopher Moore Every morning Copy Share Image
“Pervy and redundant, don't you think?" I asked the big gay cop, who wouldn't know a va-jay-jay if it bounced up to… — Christopher Moore Bite me Copy Share Image
“You see," I explained to Joshua, "what Joy is doing is ironic, yet that's not her intent. That's the difference between irony… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“He really wanted to remain angry, but somehow he had come to believe that women were wondrous, mysterious, and magical creatures who… — Christopher Moore Respect Copy Share Image
“In fact, amid all the musical laments over not having a heart, a brain, or the nerve, did anyone notice that they… — Christopher Moore Tin man Copy Share Image
“Clair put down her knife and pickle, then wiped her hands. As she came toward Clay she pulled a large bobby pin… — Christopher Moore Right hand Copy Share Image
“What are you working on?" Elizabeth asked. Nate could hear her tapping a pencil on her desk. She took notes during their… — Christopher Moore Humorous Copy Share Image
“There's no scientific basis for zombieism -- except for some experiments in the Caribbean with blowfish toxins that put people in a… — Christopher Moore Near death Copy Share Image
![“Not yet!" said she [Goneril], trying to roll me over and get back to smacking my bum. She honked my codpiece. You honked my codpiece." Aye, give it up, fool." [...]” quote by Christopher Moore](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/d1b/christopher-moore-353_christopher-moore_not-yet-said-she-goneril-trying-to-roll_554564.jpg)
![“[in regards to the "Asian guy"] He was so cute - in that Final Fantasy Thirty-Seven way. What I'm saying is, the Sex Fu is strong with this one. --The Chronicles of Abby Normal” quote by Christopher Moore](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/6fb/christopher-moore-353_christopher-moore_in-regards-to-the-asian-guy-he-was-so-cu_3012867.jpg)
