Today is Monday and most of you are at work, but don't worry because I hate your job too. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Hard work may pay off in the future but laziness pays off right now! — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
If you're an unemployed guy who needs work, turn gay and start getting rim jobs. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
We're on Twitter for one of the two reasons: We're either avoiding work or we've nothing better to do. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I won't be tweeting this sunday. I have better things to do like bashing myself by following girls on streets. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I don't wanna discuss about it - People who want to discuss about it. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Men and women shop differently. Men know what they want before they see it. Women don't know what they want until they see it. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I used to receive virtual smiles, sweet morning and night greetings. Now all I have is silence, and a blistered heart. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
