I really love cursing a lot. But as I get older, I realize it's a little unseemly for women of a certain… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
I like to write about women, not so much about the way they relate to men, but about the way they relate… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
What Turning Forty Means to Me I need to take my pants off as soon as I get home. I didn't used… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
“That night's show was watched by ten million people, so I guess that director at The Second City who said the audience… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
“[T]he definition of 'crazy' in show business is a woman who keeps talking even after no one wants to fuck her anymore.” — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
“Maybe we women gravitate toward comedy because it is a socially acceptable way to break rules and a release from our daily… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
“With that exchange, a cosmic shift took place. Amy made it clear that she wasn’t there to be cute. She wasn’t there… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
“...Whenever someone says to me, 'Jerry Lewis says women aren't funny,' or 'Christopher Hitchens says women aren't funny,' or 'Rick Fenderman says… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
I really like John McCain. He's an awesome dude and was a lot of fun when he hosted "SNL." I'd love to see a McCain-Giuliani "rage" ticket. — Tina Fey Copy Share
You mostly know that you want to be funny, know that you have the desire. It's not like people who grow up beautiful and… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
Whatever the problem, be part of the solution. Don’t just sit around raising questions and pointing out obstacles. — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
Pentagon records show that at least 8,000 members of the all-volunteer U.S. Army have deserted since the Iraq war began. Hey, at least somebody… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
“That summer I got to know four families in which half the children were gay. In case you’re interested from a sociological point of view, they were always Catholic and there were always four kids, two of whom were gay. What Wales is to crooners, my hometown may be to homosexuals—meaning there seems to be a disproportionate number of them… — Tina Fey Copy Share
You can be a little bit darker and rougher on the stage, partly because when you're in the theater, people have come to see… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
[...] things most people do naturally are often inexplicably difficult for me. — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
“To this day, all I know is there are between two and four openings down there and that the set up inside looks vaguely… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
Wafah Dufour bin Laden, niece of Osama bin Laden has signed a contract to star in a reality show... called Skating with the Nieces… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image