Twitter Quotes · Page 171

Who needs to watch the news when you can just check your facebook

— Riley G

'Lord of the Rings' was 2001, 2002, and 2003, but Twitter didn't start until 2007!

— Sean Astin

That awkward moment when it's Spring Break and you're sitting at home on Twitter.

— Anonymous

The things girls do on twitter just for more followers >>>

— Deon Crockett

Social media is like crack-immediately gratifying and hugely addictive.

— Gary Vaynerchuk

My girlfriend told me I'm awful in bed. I don't know how she can tell in 30 seconds.

— Nikhil Saluja

That's the thing with social media: it's a gift and a curse. It's cool on one level, but it's also bad.

— DJ Premier

The upside of social media is you can craft how you want people to see you in some way.

— Ian Harding

Facebook needs a In a relationship with ______ while I'm flirting with ______ while I still have feelings for ______ while I'm fucking ______ button.. Smh.

— Emilio Vasquez

While strides are being made in the social-media space, the newspaper and news business should continue to embrace social media,

— Amy Jo Martin

I do not believe that people want to work hard enough and they want to find the quick Twitter, SEO. Anybody who's…

— Gary Vaynerchuk

It was on a van ride home from the movie set that everything came together. I realized I had to get off…

— Nick Offerman

With Twitter, you just want to make people laugh in their meeting; on stage, people have paid for their tickets with their…

— Rob Delaney

Facebook is now basically like watching a long series of commercials while my high school friends try to show me pictures of…

— Anonymous

“in its early days, Twitter discovered that once new users followed 30 other members, they hit a tipping point which dramatically increased…

— Nir Eyal

I really got bars. You know, I don't really make TikTok music. But sometimes, it be so hard that it just goes…

— GloRilla

I am not on tumblr. I can barely spell tumblr. However, there does seem to be someone on tumblr (who copied my…

— Misha Collins

I don't get why it would be interesting. I'm not that different. And also, now with Instagram and everything, everyone's so on…

— Kate Moss

I actually am locked away. I think I have 4.6 million Instagram followers, which is obviously a great way to communicate my…

— Olivier Rousteing

“It’s like you said, it’s all about P.R. these days. Brand management. Social networking. The corporatization of our own experience. We’re all…

— Adam Nevill

“MarkBaynard: If you start hanging out over here, won't your Facebook Friends miss you? Abby_Donovan: Those people weren't my friends. If they…

— Teresa Medeiros

Some writers may hate interacting on social media. And if you do, don't do it, because it shows. If you are uncomfortable…

— Sylvia Day

We should look at the Twitter records of Andrew Fraser. Clearly, the ship was on remote control, because he spent all of…

— Campbell Newman

When I got on Twitter, that was the first time I was able to have lasting relationships with outsiders. And even though…

— Megan Phelps-Roper

Hole (noun) : When a mouse laughs at a cat, there is a hole nearby.

— Nikhil Saluja

I did once have a MySpace site but it was like a badly tended grave.

— Sean Lock

I got ninety friends on Facebook, twelve of them are pending, but I got ninety friends. -Ethan Tremblay

— Due Date

The more you tweet about why your hair color makes you better than others, the more I despise you.

— Anonymous

Social does not just equal Facebook. Social is how people interact anywhere.

— Carol Bartz

I'm just amazed at how people talk about how much they shop on TikTok.

— Chloe Fineman

Twitter has to be about art. It can't be about banal things. Banal things and art are two different worlds.

— Alex Scally

My experience on 'Blue Peter' would have been very different if social media had been around.

— Richard Bacon

I don't understand this whole Twitter, Facebook stuff. I don't get it. Make a phone call. Talk to somebody.

— James Avery

I wish people would learn from their mistakes and not keep making the same exact ones, damaging themselves.

— Nikhil Saluja

I was an early adopter of everything from Myspace to Twitter, and I think they're just fads, like CB radio.

— Ben Miller

Sometimes you just have to sit down and ask your parents if they sold your soul.

— Nikhil Saluja

I understand Twitter much more than I understand Tumblr.

— Rowan Blanchard

Former social media user who got sick of it all when I was banned at Digg in 2007. Now Im back.

— Anonymous

To me you're like FACEBOOK, Id always love to FACE you than facing a book..

— Joanne Lobedica

Who are you? Why am I here? I want answers now or I want them eventually!

— Nikhil Saluja