Clever twitter bios Quote by Anonymous

I have 265,000 followers on Twitter - before I was banned.

— Laura Loomer

Wow people need to calm their stuff down honest I deactivated tis account but its not gone forever I just went away fr a…

— Me

I used to love my old twitter account, then everyone from work found me. This is my new account.

— Anonymous

I've been trying to stay out of this social media thing. Although it pulls me back in every time I let go.

— Paul Raci

I've been an Internet person since early on, been a social media person since early on.

— Lil Jon

I was so against social media for such a long time, but now I can't live without it.

— Sebastian Stan

Twitter died when the company banned me from its platform. I know that sounds egotistical. But remember what I just said. I'm right about…

— Milo Yiannopoulos

Every day I am being told to sign up for Tumblr, Yammer, Friendfeed, Plaxo, Last.fm, ping.fm or the hot social-media tool du jour that…

— Mark McKinnon

I only canceled my social media because I was told to.

— Angelina Pivarnick

When I started using 4chan heavily, my whole life became about the Internet. And my real life stopped mattering to me.

— Fredrick Brennan

*Logs on Chat-site ..looks through friend requests...Aceepts* HEY!!...It's like i've seen you before..just can't remember where..oh! you would'nt happen to have a tumblr would…

— JORdinary_[Ws

I get on Facebook, and I love it. Then one day, I get a message that says, 'Your account has been deleted.' I click…

— Cole Sprouse