Am I really supposed to describe myself? How shallow, decide for yourself who I am — Anonymous Copy Share Image
To steal ideas from one person, would be plagiarism, to steal ideas from many is called research. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Writer and tequila drinker living in the heart of wine country. It's wine, people, not the ejaculate of Christ. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Do not judge me before you know me, but just to inform you, you wont like me. — Anurag Prakash Ray Copy Share Image
Ive learned I dont know anything. Have also learned that people will pay for what I know. Life is good. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you've recently followed me under the impression that I might tweet something funny, I've got some bad news for you... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Thumb wrestling champ in 52 states. Banana split stealer. I also help entrepreneurs grow their businesses while working less. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm real, my tweets are real so everything I say is real. You might hate & that's cool but you're hating me… — Emanuel Sebastiao Copy Share Image
Working hard to maintain the illusion Im Boss of the Boy & Girl. Witty people, retro style, TV, animals, trees & chocolate… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Nerdfighter. Determined dreamer. Has ambitions to be crazy cat lady if marrying various celebrity crushes proves impossible. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
People promote being a 90s kid when in reality we're labeled as The Lazy Youth, Lost Generation & we're looked down upon… — Emanuel Sebastiao Copy Share Image
If someone is Twittering alone in the forest, and nobody else is there to receive the tweet, is it just a 140… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The gossip mags are reporting Rihanna has broken up with Chris Brown after she caught him cheating with a waitress. A source… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I have been called a PollyAnna, sugar-coated idealist. I like to think of myself as more optimistic than that. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Refreshingly common sensical with an inerudite swagger. What you got? I am here to learn. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Coffee-Drinker, eReader Addict, Mom, Blogger. Im very busy and important. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I wear sunglasses because I have no eyeballs. I also have no hair but I forgot my hat. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
T.W.I.T.T.E.R T.ell W.orld I.nteresting T.houghts T.empting E.nvolved R.esponses I love to play with words — Stanley Victor Paskavich Copy Share Image
They say life is a gift, and I say waking up everyday is an opportunity to live it. — Mitchell Perry Copy Share Image
Dear Algebra stop trying to get us to find your x shes never coming back. And don't even think about asking y. — Mario Tomasello Copy Share Image
Former social media user who got sick of it all when I was banned at Digg in 2007. Now Im back. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
HOLY CRAP IM GOING TO BE A DAD! Oh yea, I work in email marketing & I like craft beer too. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Life is a artwork. And the picture you paint is what describes who you are. — Emanuel Sebastiao Copy Share Image
