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“New Maxi-Pad Pets. Accessories for your period. Brought to you by The Corporation: In your homes and in your pants.” — Libba Bray Copy Share Image
“In the first few days, I failed to distinguish between collar and color, khaki and car key, letters and lettuce, bed and bared, karma… — Bill Bryson Copy Share Image
O Sultan, my master, if my clothes are ripped and torn it is because your dogs with claws are allowed to tear me. — Nizar Qabbani Copy Share Image
“This is my emergency kit. It contained a roll of duct tape, a spare pair of pants, an envelope with two hundred dollars, two… — David Wong Copy Share Image
Wanted: A dog that neither barks nor bites, eats broken glass and shits diamonds. — Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Copy Share Image
You're so bitchy, if you had a guard dog your sign should say 'Beware Of Owner'. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Box Logo hoodies and goodies from buddies that understand That Bastard was buzzin' like Woody so we get it for free — Tyler The Creator Copy Share Image
A dog has kindliness in his heart and dignity in his demeanor. The finest qualities anyone can have. — Kay Francis Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Former social media user who got sick of it all when I was banned at Digg in 2007. Now Im back. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I have been called a PollyAnna, sugar-coated idealist. I like to think of myself as more optimistic than that. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you've recently followed me under the impression that I might tweet something funny, I've got some bad news for you... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Ive learned I dont know anything. Have also learned that people will pay for what I know. Life is good. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Coffee-Drinker, eReader Addict, Mom, Blogger. Im very busy and important. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Refreshingly common sensical with an inerudite swagger. What you got? I am here to learn. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear Algebra stop trying to get us to find your x shes never coming back. And don't even think about asking y. — Mario Tomasello Copy Share Image
People promote being a 90s kid when in reality we're labeled as The Lazy Youth, Lost Generation & we're looked down upon by other generations. — Emanuel Sebastiao Copy Share Image
Thumb wrestling champ in 52 states. Banana split stealer. I also help entrepreneurs grow their businesses while working less. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
