“The universe contains any amount of horrible ways to be woken up, such as the noise of the mob breaking down the… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
People in this country, Britons, have a special relationship with dogs. And like the millions of dog owners across our great nation,… — Alok Sharma Copy Share Image
“Becca watched New Kid work the cutlery. “Bet you wish you’d given up your seat now, huh?” “Oh.” Quinn settled back on… — Brigid Kemmerer Copy Share Image
“On my fifth trip to France I limited myself to the words and phrases that people actually use. From the dog owners… — David Sedaris Copy Share Image
A study conducted by the State University of New York at Buffalo Medical School suggested that in times of stress a dog… — Marjorie Garber Copy Share Image
I've always been a dog owner, from the time I was a little boy in Chicago. — David Seltzer Copy Share Image
“It occurs to me for the first time that Lorelei is getting older—she must be eight years old by now—and that I… — Carolyn Parkhurst Copy Share Image
Many dog owners believe that as much as 60 percent of their pet's brain is set aside solely to demonstrate applications of… — Stanley Coren Copy Share Image
It ought to be realized by all dog owners that obesity shortens a dog's life quite considerably, a life which is much… — Konrad Lorenz Copy Share Image
I'm hopeless at flirting, I adore my best friend, I love fashion, I long to be famous, I'm addicted to gum, I… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Even in the best of times, when we’re not stressed or needy, many of us enjoy petting our dogs as much as… — Patricia B. McConnell Copy Share Image
“What’s glamorous is being a good father, a good husband, a good fucking dog owner. That’s what I care about today. That’s… — Nic Sheff Copy Share Image
Not wishing to blow my own trumpet, I'm as near to being the perfect dog owner as it is possible to be. — Mark Barrowcliffe Copy Share Image
I can train any dog in 5 minutes. It's training the owner that takes longer. — Barbara Woodhouse Copy Share Image
Dog owners are out in all kinds of weather. They tell you it's small payment for the love their dogs bear them.… — Selma Diamond Copy Share Image
“Tell me you showered before you came over,” Bird said. “Most definitely,” Brandon said, picking up a pickle and dipping it into… — Rachel Hawthorne Copy Share Image