Twitter Quotes · Page 172

Oh wow. You're really gonna fight me over the internet? What's the worst you can do, caps-lock my ass?

— Anonymous

Please stop sarcasm me on your facebook status, removed me from your friend list..it's free..

— Diana Yan Manan

I usually admit when someone complains but that's only coz denying them requires explaining.

— Nikhil Saluja

“every Facebook user was part of a massive load testing program, which”

— Gene Kim

“Social media has infected the world with a sickening virus called vanity.”

— Kellie Elmore

I love Instagram. I find it to be one of the truly positive social media things that exist.

— Aidy Bryant

On the Twitter media team, we believe that tweets drive TV tune-in.

— Robin Sloan

Fans these days seem to almost expect a response from band-members any time they tweet or leave a comment etc.

— Beau Bokan

I don't have a Facebook page and I don't think I will but Twitter for me is a way to take control…

— Tom Colicchio

STERILISE: What you do to your first baby's pacifier by boiling it and to your last baby's pacifier by blowing on it.

— Nikhil Saluja

I had a relationship where we found out each other's Facebook passwords and would check each other's messages. That's not healthy.

— Rachel Bloom

My relationship with Twitter has evolved as my career has changed. The truth is unless you have a remarkably thick skin, as…

— Leigh Bardugo

Shout out to the dudes trying get laid via Facebook picture comments, you keep working on that grind, your time will come...

— Anonymous

I look back at my social media, especially 'On A Day With Zara' a few years ago, and I'm like, 'Oh my…

— Zara McDermott

I take breaks from social media periodically because I think it is healthy to walk away and focus on the life that's…

— Ariel Winter

You know what freaks me out? Having your personal life live-tweeted so that everyone can make fun of you forever.

— Lucy DeCoutere

“Humans are curious creatures, and most people find it almost impossible to ignore their email and social media notifications until the end…

— S.J. Scott

Armed with nothing more than a Facebook user's phone number and home address, anyone with an Internet connection and a few dollars…

— Al Franken

That's the one thing that I love about Twitter. There's no rule that says it's a discussion. So I love when I…

— Colton Dunn

“One of the first things Denny had done as Kellan's agent was to have him join some social media sites. [...] I…

— S.C. Stephens

It now appears that the world is filled with people who believe that everyone should be interested in everything they have to…

— Alice McDermott

When we founded Facebook, we put a lot of hours into it and worked hard every day. 'The Social Network' painted this…

— Dustin Moskovitz

I post on Twitter regularly, and when I checked my followers, I saw that my own characters were following me. They sounded…

— Neal Shusterman

I'm not as careful as I look, which is why I choose not to do social media. It's really because I don't…

— Park Bo-young

Of course, social networking is essential. The feedback helps me grow. And it's a real stress buster.

— Vijay Antony

What was the first tweet of twitter? Probably about assholes coming soon.

— Nikhil Saluja

Every once in a while I need a break from Instagram; like six hours long.

— Huda Kattan

Basically, I don't like to tweet stuff about my life. I only like to tweet jokes.

— Bo Burnham

Look what I’m dealing with, man, I’m dealing with fools and trolls.

— Charlie Sheen

If you're willing to take risks, Twitter is a vast amusement park of interesting life possibilities.

— Amanda Palmer

I hope my actions speak more for me in the future than my hashtags!

— Louise Linton

A girl will warm your heart. The woman will warm your parts.

— Nikhil Saluja

It's just Facebook, I wish people would keep it real and stop frontin.

— Anonymous

Everyone wants to be an "expert" on social media and share their opinion behind the keyboard.

— Ashley Graham

No, is it like Facebook? - me, whenever someone asks if I have a Twitter account

— Nikhil Saluja

Trolls are slow in the uptake, and mighty suspicious about anything new to them.

— J. R. R. Tolkien

My facebook status may not inspire you, but I'm sure someone is deeply touched by it.

— Simphiwe Scientist Dumi

Women. Can't live with them, can't finish this joke without having sex with them & then later sleep on couch.

— Nikhil Saluja

I don't have social media, and I'm not, I guess, that adept at being on the Internet.

— Alden Ehrenreich

Some people on facebook have 2000 friends.Could that happen in real life.

— Anonymous