Twitter Quotes · Page 17

The kiss, a sweet discovery of oneself after a long search.

— Nikhil Saluja

I think it's very helpful having Twitter and all that. I mainly talk about work on Twitter. I keep my personal life…

— Taylor Spreitler

“I have been told the best things in life are free ~ I found them very expensive.”

— E.A. Bucchianeri

COMMUNISM : You have two cows. The government takes them both and provides you with milk.

— Nikhil Saluja

No matter how Poor you think you are., If you have A Family, you have Everything & Rich.

— Nikhil Saluja

I have a computer and an iPad, but I have no interest in Twitter.

— Alex Kingston

Twitter! It's like being stalked by committee!

— David Tennant

I basically use Facebook and Twitter and MySpace to communicate with the fans. I don't think it's necessarily about advancing my career,…

— Maiara Walsh

Women over 200 pounds with a visible thong should have to register as sex offenders.

— Nikhil Saluja

A lot of women don't like to give blow jobs. On a related note: A lot of marriages fail.

— Nikhil Saluja

“It's good netiquette to avoid information that offends or challenge errors when confronted.

— David Chiles

Ask and you shall receive does not apply to ugly people.

— Nikhil Saluja

What's best for advertisers on Twitter's platform isn't for there to be 20 different clients.

— Matt Mullenweg

HUSBAND, HENPECKED, A species of worm which is afraid to turn;

— Nikhil Saluja

NASCAR : The most exciting sport for people who have never seen a fucking freeway.

— Nikhil Saluja

Ladies, when a guy whistles at you, ignore him. You're a lady, not a dog.

— Anonymous

My Twitter account status used to say 'part-time playboy' on it, but I've taken that down now.

— Judd Trump

TOOTHACHE: The pain that drives you to extraction.

— Nikhil Saluja

Twitter is basically just you having a conversation with yourself hoping that someone else will join in.

— Anonymous

Don't Take It Seriously * When the DOCTOR says, Take off your clothes.

— Nikhil Saluja

You know the acronym behind your name won't keep me from kicking your ass in the parking lot.

— Nikhil Saluja

Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat minor.

— Nikhil Saluja

Most people don't realize their opinion is irrelevant as fuck.

— Nikhil Saluja

First Aid Kit? You mean Duct Tape.

— Nikhil Saluja

The deepest mystery of Twitter is why celebrities and elected officials take part. After all, we all know they can't write their…

— David Harsanyi