Like I'm unreachable for someone, someone is unreachable for me. It's the way it is. — Donatt Copy Share Image
People want to do good things, they just need a prod sometimes, and what Twitter and other technologies that connect people are… — Evan Williams Copy Share Image
You can't call me a Twitter phenomenon or a YouTube one. These things are useful, but so's hard gigging. One year I… — Ed Sheeran Copy Share Image
I'm not a controlling boyfriend but if I had a girlfriend she wouldn't be tweeting half the stuff some of you 'taken'… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
WATERBED, A device that may help a marriage -- then again, the couple may drift apart — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
My sweet wife getting so upset watching Sunny Leone. Guess I should stop masturbating and see what's wrong with her. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
“Before social networking platforms, people needed to know you to know your name. Today, people only need to know your name to… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
You know you're a Hoe when you tweet RT if you've ever seen me naked and you end up trending worldwide — Boat_Grandberry Copy Share Image
“The British version of 'Shit My Dad Says' is really entertaining.” — Jeremy Scahill Copy Share Image
WIFE, A person who only lasts as long as a marriage -- an ex-wife is forever — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Sometime I do express my angers here (Twitter) to avoid cursed u there (Facebook). — Diana Yan Manan Copy Share Image
MARRIAGE, The ceremony which provides a man with something that, sooner or later, he will find he can't blame on the government; — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
You are brave... when you overcome your fear and help others to do the same. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
The companies that won't do well will be the me-too companies: the fifth, sixth, seventh version of Twitter, etc. — Jason Calacanis Copy Share Image
When I said What did I do this time? I really meant What did you catch me doing? — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I think it's so scummy when 'friends' write tweets about each other, if you have a problem then be a real friend… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Twitter is awesome to share news with fans, but I would never choose to only have social media and put everything in… — Sarah Hyland Copy Share Image
