Twitter Quotes · Page 16

When you have critics filing on Twitter, it leaves no time for thought and perspective.

— Alejandro Gonzalez Inarritu

Admit it, you should be doing something else really important right now but you're on Twitter instead

— Anonymous

5% of all hearing loss is a result of sitting in a restaurant next to a table full of women who just…

— Nikhil Saluja

She got fired from the hot dog stand for putting her hair in a bun.

— Nikhil Saluja

Sign on a frozen-food counter: Best meals you ever thaw.

— Nikhil Saluja

I learn so much on Twitter all the time, and it would be a shame not to share that with my readers.

— Jenny Han

Or what? You'll release the dogs? Or the bees? Or the dogs with bees in their mouth and when they bark they…

— Nikhil Saluja

We absolutely look at larger trends and reactions on Twitter here at the White House.

— Dan Pfeiffer

The worst thing you can tell me is to relax.

— Nikhil Saluja

Three Things to Coltivate... Courage, Cheerfulness and Contentment.

— Nikhil Saluja

What the fuck is going up there - My stomach wondering while I'm chewing gum

— Nikhil Saluja

On YouTube you can tell what countries are watching and I've definitely noted a strong Australian following. You can plan your tours…

— Imogen Heap

People who say lying gets you in trouble are liars.. As far as I know.. An honest answer gets u in deep…

— SouL

Broken hearts, love's deceit, pieces fall down to my feet. Broken promises, love's a lie, puddles form from the tears I cry.

— Nikhil Saluja

Half the time, people will be abusing me on Twitter, and half the time, somebody will be praising me. So either it…

— Ranbir Kapoor

K-Y jelly is the safeword.

— Nikhil Saluja

Who needs friends when you have followers that don't speak to you?

— Anonymous

2013, still no flying cars instead, twitter with assholes.

— Nikhil Saluja

The people who come running to hug you after you havent seen them in awhile are my favorite type of people.

— Anonymous

All sorts of factors contribute to what Facebook or Twitter present in a feed, or what Google or Bing show us in…

— Jonathan Zittrain

Whether you're a Twitter follower, a YouTube subscriber or a Facebook friend, natural social instinct is to collect people and to not…

— Felicia Day

I'm in my zone so leave me alone.

— Nikhil Saluja

CAPITALISM You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull.

— Nikhil Saluja

Twitter means all my friends are in my computer. All my ideas are in my computer. I can do whatever I want…

— Caitlin Moran

Me: Your face must turn a few heads. She: And your face must turn a few stomachs.

— Nikhil Saluja