Politics Quotes by Nikhil Saluja

Expectoration: If you go to a political rally, you should EXPECTORATION.

— Nikhil Saluja

Politician: Whoever shakes your hand before elections and your wallet after elections.

— Nikhil Saluja

COMMUNISM : You have two cows. The government takes them both and provides you with milk.

— Nikhil Saluja

WIFE, What a man blames things on when he can't figure a way to blame the government;

— Nikhil Saluja

When it comes to sex, most women are like the government. All talk, no action.

— Nikhil Saluja

Politicians are like bananas when they first come in they're green, then they turn yellow, and finally they're rotten!

— Nikhil Saluja

I have come to the conclusion that politics is too serious a matter to be left to the politicians.

— Nikhil Saluja

Government Philosophy: If it ain't broke, fix it 'till it is.

— Nikhil Saluja

DEMOCRACY You have two cows. The government taxes you to the point that you must sell them both in order to pay…

— Nikhil Saluja

BUREAUCRACY You have two cows. The government takes them both, shoots one, milks the other, pays you for the milk, and then…

— Nikhil Saluja

MARRIAGE, The ceremony which provides a man with something that, sooner or later, he will find he can't blame on the government;

— Nikhil Saluja

MARRIAGE, That ceremony which makes more strange bedfellows than politics;

— Nikhil Saluja

I've learned that we are responsible for what we do, unless we are politicians or celebrities.

— Nikhil Saluja

FASCISM You have two cows. The government takes them and sells you the milk.

— Nikhil Saluja