If God Was A Woman… Men would come with software to be custom designed — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
If God Was A Woman… Men would come equipped with homing device for quick location by wife — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
If God Was A Woman… A man's paycheck would be made payable to his wife — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
If God Was A Woman… Foreplay would not be a quick slap on the fanny and a kiss on the cheek — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
If God Was A Woman… All menstrual cycles would be replaced with a 5-8 day vacation in Hawaii! — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
If God Was A Woman… Men would have a built in lie detector on forehead for instant verification of truth — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
If God Was A Woman… Men would be intelligent enough to tell the difference between six inches and three inches — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I won't be tweeting this sunday. I have better things to do like bashing myself by following girls on streets. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I don't wanna discuss about it - People who want to discuss about it. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Men and women shop differently. Men know what they want before they see it. Women don't know what they want until they see it. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I used to receive virtual smiles, sweet morning and night greetings. Now all I have is silence, and a blistered heart. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
