Laughing Quotes · Page 89

I was constantly being dragged out of movies for laughing too loud.

— Neil Simon

If wine tells truth - and so have said the wise, It makes me laugh to think how brandy lies!

— Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr

Clowns are sad, it's folks that laugh at them." "Well, I'm gonna be a new kind of clown. I'm gonna stand in…

— Harper Lee

It matters not whether you win the race or not but that you cross the finish line with a smile and a…

— Pat McBride

I expect nothing of man, and disown the race. The only folly is expecting what is never attained; man is most contemptible…

— H. P. Lovecraft

That force - which the system tried to laugh at - when it finally broke through and the movement was recognized, the…

— Haskell Wexler

When people see the laughing face, even if they're jealous of it, their burden is lightened. But do it first for yourself.…

— Maya Angelou

You'll enjoy it. There is much you can learn from books and scrolls," said Jeod. He gestured at the walls. "These books…

— Christopher Paolini

Situation comedies are old-fashioned - they stick to formulas. I resent their music which is old fashioned. I resent the use of…

— Bill Bixby

I was born with a priceless gift, the ability to laugh at the misfortunes of others.

— Barry Humphries

Lewis obediently stared at her, and Kira tried to make her voice sound confident. “You don’t feel anything. You’re not afraid.” “I…

— Jeaniene Frost

Anything is depressing if you dwell on it. The fact that religion could end the world? Yeah, I guess that could be…

— Bill Maher

I laugh when I hear that the fish in the water is thirsty. You don't grasp the fact that what is most…

— Kabir

“They finished laughing and caught their breaths, and looked at each other, and Ani thought Geric looked at her too long, as…

— Shannon Hale

I loved teaching and I did a lot of work as a teacher's assistant in college, and my favorite experience was basically…

— Joss Whedon

If you want to make people laugh, your face must remain serious.

— Giacomo Casanova

There were times when I lifted my face to the sky, stretched my arms wide to the winter night, and laughed out…

— Jennifer Donnelly

I'm the biggest proponent of test screenings now. There's two ways to face test screenings. For dramas, I don't know if I…

— Paul Feig

The timing of comedy is so difficult. You've got to leave room for a laugh, you don't want to kill the laugh,…

— Helen Mirren

Laughing at our friends, we avenge the disappointment they have caused.

— Mason Cooley

I hope and hoping feeds my pain I weep and weeping feeds my failing heart I laugh but the laughter does not…

— Niccolo Machiavelli

Comedy is deemed inferior to tragedy primarily because of the social prevalence of narcissistic pathology. In other words people who are too…

— Tom Robbins

I don't know what happiness is. I don't know what sweet caress is. Still, I'm always laughing like a clown.

— Bob Marley

there's time for laughing and there's time for crying— for hoping for despair for peace for longing —a time for growing and…

— e. e. cummings

Tape the sound of friends laughing together. Save it for a rainy day.

— Yoko Ono

We make no apology then for raising our voices loud to a world that is ripening in sin the lord has said,”…

— Spencer W. Kimball

I never wanted to be a model. I never wanted to be a serious actress. I started off doing comedy. I did…

— Amanda Bynes

For me, coming to work and laughing is so much more preferable than coming to work and having to cry over a…

— Busy Philipps

We're not laughing at you - we're laughing near you

— Robin Williams

I had one actress who trained with me and took six Spin classes a week. And all she ate was lettuce and…

— Gunnar Peterson

It makes me laugh when she says she [Salma Hayek] got offered Selena, which was an outright lie. If that's what she…

— Jennifer Lopez

Humor is such a strong weapon, such a strong answer. Women have to make jokes about themselves, laugh about themselves, because they…

— Agnes Varda

It’s such a fun job, and it can be silly and light and about making people laugh. I think I was doing…

— Emma Stone

Good try, ya bugging shank. The Gathering elects Runners, and if you think I'm tough, they'd laugh in your face.

— James Dashner

I like a girl who laughs a lot. That's my main thing.

— Cody Linley

They're making me out to be a serial marrying person or something. I'm laughing at that.

— Jennifer Lopez

Insecurity is like herpes. It's not going anywhere. May as well learn to laugh at it.

— Dov Davidoff

Children are contemptuous, haughty, irritable, envious, sneaky, selfish, lazy, flighty, timid, liars and hypocrites, quick to laugh and cry, extreme in expressing…

— Jean de la Bruyere

I'm looking for something to laugh over. After long enough, your body just needs to keep the hydration. You can't keep crying…

— Brie Larson

Stand up is really fun because if I think of a joke or a funny idea, then I can just go and…

— Demetri Martin