Come up Quote by Jack Handey

Back in the days when I was growing up, the SWAC had as good of talent as any schools in the state.

— James Green

Community college is like a disco with books: "Here's ten dollars; let me get my learn on!"

— Chris Rock

...there's no reason why scholarship can't be as seriously playful as bubble-blowing.

— Jonathon Keats

They teach anything in universities today. You can major in mud pies.

— Orson Welles

“** The fall semester will offer such classes as Learning When to Shut Up, Asking for Directions, Chick Flicks 101 and The Art of…

— K. Larsen

What do they teach them at these schools?

— Anonymous

KIPP schools would be just a shining example of schools where students aren't just given homework and taught imaginative ways, but they're really brought…

— Charles Best

I dread the day twerking becomes a legit college major.

— Romany Malco

We need to make education so much fun that students can't help but learn.

— Sebastian Thrun

Shake any institution of higher learning, and a dozen boycotters will fall out of it.

— Howard Jacobson

The beauty of the university world is that you can use it as a microcosm to parody anything in the 'real' world.

— Ronny Chieng

“Academia is an odd place. Stately buildings and ivy, wrought iron fences, and libraries fragrant with the smell of old books. Young people scurry…

— John Donohue