The two best things you can do for a person is have sex or make them laugh. — Chris Rock Copy Share Image
Im sometimes mistaken as the wife of the chairman. I just laugh it off. — Patricia A. Woertz Copy Share Image
Ponder, your comedies are woeful chaff: Write tragedies, when you would make us laugh. — Horace Walpole Copy Share Image
If I want to read S.J. Perelman's Chicken Inspector No. 23 for the third time instead of some anguished, politically correct saga… — Mel White Copy Share Image
The essence of humour is surprise; that is why you laugh when you see a joke in Punch. — A. P. Herbert Copy Share Image
A good friend helps you up when you fall.. A best friend laughs in you face and trips you again! :P — Anonymous Copy Share Image
In high school, I was doing a skit for forensics and people started laughing, more than I was prepared to deal with.… — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
Laughing at ones own attempt at humor while saying things just come to me should be punishable by death. — Dov Davidoff Copy Share Image
Trust allows you to give, Giving is abundant. Trust allows the experience of bliss. Bliss is awakefulness. Trust allows you to laugh.… — Gary Zukav Copy Share Image
I know not all that may be coming, but be it what it will, I'll go to it laughing. — Herman Melville Copy Share Image
Suppose several boys are moving along a particular road and one boy falls into a drain, his dress and his body, become… — Prabhat Ranjan Sarkar Copy Share Image
Photos should focus on your waist up, unless you have amazing legs. Then it's okay to include one or two full-body shots… — Amy Webb Copy Share Image
I understand what my gift is, which is making people laugh, hopefully. It's more on that level. I don't need to be… — Chris Kattan Copy Share Image
I don't ever see movies by myself. I always see them with other people because I want to know what works. I… — George Lucas Copy Share Image
When the kids were growing up, I think they thought the worst thing about me being a mom is that I would… — Micah Perks Copy Share Image
From an early age, I was trying to get laughs, but it wasn't a conscious thing. I think I was about six… — Arj Barker Copy Share Image
As a kid, I was searching for my tribe of other people who saw through the matrix. Even as a kid I… — RuPaul Copy Share Image
..."I can always stuff you back in the bottle and shove a tampon in the top instead of a stopper, and all… — Rachel Caine Copy Share Image
When it comes to death, we know that laughter and tears are pretty much the same thing. And so, laughing and crying,… — Sherman Alexie Copy Share Image
What you end up with is outrageousness without the laugh - comedy as electro shock therapy. — Lenny Bruce Copy Share Image
“As everyone knows, there is often a rather fine line between laughing and crying” — E.B. White Copy Share Image
Half of me is this wacked-out comedienne who will do anything for a buck and a laugh. Well, at least for a… — Faith Prince Copy Share Image
My favourite chant is 'you're just a fat Eddie Murphy.' When I heard that I could not stop laughing. I would prefer… — Adebayo Akinfenwa Copy Share Image
It is always cruel to laugh at people, of course, although sometimes if they are wearing an ugly hat it is hard… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
No matter how many frustrations come along, or how many problems arise, I never lose the feeling of how lucky I am.… — Sharon Horgan Copy Share Image
The watch-dog's voice that bay'd the whispering wind, And the loud laugh that spoke the vacant mind. — Oliver Goldsmith Copy Share Image
I durst not laugh for fear of opening my lips and receiving the bad air. — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
I'm what I am and I'm what I'm not. And I'm sure happy with what I've got. I live to love and… — Kenny Chesney Copy Share Image
Laugh a lot. Laughter will make even the dreariest situations a whole lot more enjoyable. — Robert Cheeke Copy Share Image
On Capitol Hill, Attorney General Alberto Gonzales raised his right hand, swore to tell the truth, and then everybody had a good… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
I do kind of aspire to do comedy that appeals to a wide range of audiences and doesn't divide people. I never… — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
People think "The Office" was improvised, but it's all on the page. We do that because what we found is that in… — Ricky Gervais Copy Share Image
To me, it's my job not to laugh, no matter what's said. By the time we shoot, I'm ready for all that's… — Ice Cube Copy Share Image
I love to laugh.It's the only way to live. Enjoy each day-it's not coming back again! — Doris Day Copy Share Image
How can you feel like an actual member of society casting a vote for a president when in a professional interview you… — Kyle Kinane Copy Share Image
I've been a performer for a long time and I know when people are laughing from their guts, from the inside, and… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
