Laughing Quotes · Page 88

That awkward moment when everyone is laughing their ass off& you don't know what's going on.

— Anonymous

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

— Ritu Ghatourey

“Lyra had never seen such a sight, never heard such a bellow; it was like a mountain laughing.”

— Philip Pullman

Comedy is surprises, so if you're intending to make somebody laugh and they don't laugh, that's funny.

— Norm MacDonald

I'll always come back to comedy. Doing drama can feel satisfying, but day to day, it's just not as fun as laughing.

— Reid Scott

I'm the clown you take out of the box and wind up when you need a good laugh. And then, when you're…

— Richard Simmons

The best book, like the best speech, will do it all - make us laugh, think, cry and cheer - preferably in…

— Madeleine Albright

We both laugh and run and the moment is so thick around me that i feel like dropping into it to let…

— Markus Zusak

Laughing at ourselves is possible when we are able to see humanity as it is - a little lower than the angels…

— Anonymous

I used to watch nature shows and laugh at them. Everyone thought I was crazy. "Why are you laughing at a nature…

— John Kricfalusi

I never wanted the ha-ha-ha laughter [at my shows]. I always aimed for the gut. I always aimed for the pretty girls…

— Tracy Morgan

I've been a performer for a long time and I know when people are laughing from their guts, from the inside, and…

— George Carlin

That's something - you laugh about Eminem... It's funny, man, because I didn't like him when he first came out, ya know.…

— Alan Vega

When I was a teen, I was never really into the captain of the football team or the student body president. The…

— Sarah Dessen

But you want to know about the influence of books on my life, and as I've said, there was only one. Seneca.…

— Mary Ann Shaffer

Everyone knows what falling in love is like but being in love is what people have lost. That intimacy to be in…

— Mark Polish

Only comedies can get you that engaged in a movie, dramas people just sort of sit there and eat their popcorn and…

— Bruce Campbell

The spirit of a warrior is not geared to indulging and complaining, nor is it geared to winning or losing. The spirit…

— Carlos Castaneda

Here's the best birth control in the whole world, if you really, if you have no pills, if you have no diaphragm,…

— Robin Williams

I bet a fun thing would be to go way back in time to where there was going to be an eclipse…

— Jack Handey

I like to go to the gym with my girls, practice yoga, try new recipes, bake, have slumber parties, go to the…

— Lindsay Pearce

The great writers like Chekhov know that tragedy and laughter are just a few steps from each other ... but it took…

— Vanessa Redgrave

A father may turn his back on his child, brothers and sisters may become inveterate enemies, husbands may desert their wives, wives…

— Washington Irving

He loved me. He'd loved me as long as he he'd known me! I hadn't loved him as long perhaps, but now…

— Gail Carson Levine

It doesn't matter if you're play-pretending crying or play-pretending laughing, you're still play-pretending.

— Mila Kunis

The clown may be the source of mirth, but - who shall make the clown laugh?

— Angela Carter

When people have no interest in a subject, it's very hard to get them to laugh about it.

— George Meyer

When I do something good, the audience lets me know immediately. They laugh. That's it.

— Chris Rock

I would like to get back to making people laugh. Before drama school, I did nothing but comedy.

— Andrew Buchan

When the audience isn't laughing, that doesn't mean that they're not fascinated.

— Susan Messing

So make your jokes, go for broke, blow your smoke your not alone.. but whos laughing now

— Jessie J

To say that a humorist exaggerates to get big laughs, I don't see how that's big news.

— David Sedaris

If I get big laughs, I'm a comedian. If I get little laughs, I'm a humorist. If I get no laughs, I'm…

— George Burns

“A sense of humor helps us to get through the dull times, cope with the difficult times, enjoy the good times and…

— Steve Goodier

I like a guy who makes me laugh, doesn't care about the fame, the show, he just likes me for me, he…

— Nicole Polizzi

That moment when you text lol knowing your not really laughing out loud:P

— Angel

The hardest thing in comedy is to have the biggest laugh at the end, and it’s the most satisfying thing.

— Jerry Seinfeld

I am loving, sweet, caring, kind, shy and innocent and…oh!for heaven's sake! stop laughing!!

— Babloo

When I've mentioned my screen wife is Helen Baxendale, so many people have burst out laughing. My self-esteem has been crushed by…

— Greg Davies

Nothing compares to the stomachache you get from laughing with your bestfriends.

— Anonymous