He must not laugh at his own wheeze: a snuff box has no right to sneeze. — Keith Preston Copy Share Image
The moments that make life worth living are when things are at their worst and you find a way to laugh. — Amy Schumer Copy Share Image
There comes a time when suddenly you realize that laughter is something you remember and that you were the one laughing. — Marlene Dietrich Copy Share Image
Without the laughs, the audience wouldn't be there at all, so in that sense, yes, I am a comedian. — George Carlin Copy Share Image
..."I can always stuff you back in the bottle and shove a tampon in the top instead of a stopper, and all… — Rachel Caine Copy Share Image
More important than talent, strength, or knowledge is the ability to laugh at yourself and enjoy the pursuit of your dreams. — Amy Grant Copy Share Image
I'm not an artist. I tell inappropriate stories and jokes and I try to make people laugh. — Kathy Griffin Copy Share Image
If a man is tongue-tied, don't laugh at him, but, rather, feel pity for him, as you would for a man with… — Abraham Cahan Copy Share Image
I'm just a true Irish boy at heart. I'm just myself, I stick by my guns and I treat people the way… — Colin Farrell Copy Share Image
People don't like to be lectured to, but if you can make them laugh, their defenses come down, and for the time… — Paul Krassner Copy Share Image
“I was crying on the inside, but on the outside, to the casual observer, and to the man who was dying, I… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
You can still have comedy which is sensitive to the topic, where you're laughing at the right part of it, you're not… — Rachel Parris Copy Share Image
I don't trust tragedies much. It's easy to make a person sad by showing him something tragic. We all recognize when sad… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
We all look to have transcendent experiences that lift us out of the everyday, and fear is a good one. But, I… — Adam Arkin Copy Share Image
Why is everyone calling me Consort?" "Jim designated you as Consort in official papers. You don't want to be called Mate, calling… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
Piping down the valleys wild, Piping songs of pleasant glee, On a cloud I saw a child, And he laughing said to… — William Blake Copy Share Image
If you are her man, she will talk to you until there just aren’t any more words left to say, encourage you… — Steve Harvey Copy Share Image
Bill Gates has 90 billion dollars ... If I had 90 billion dollars, I wouldn't have it for long because I would… — Louis C. K Copy Share Image
Once, I was at a party...This was at a time when it seemed like I had everything. I was young. I was… — Oscar De La Hoya Copy Share Image
According to liberals, you can't joke, there's no lighthearted banter. One cannot engage in any kind of traditional stereotypical humor because leftists… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
Wouldn't the worst be, isn't the worst, in truth, that women aren't castrated, that they have only to stop listening to the… — Helene Cixous Copy Share Image
I thought I was going to die there, alone. I thought I would never see you again." He seemed to shake off… — Terry Goodkind Copy Share Image
. . . Cultivating good humor may be helpful in finding our own identity. Young people who are trying to find out… — James E. Faust Copy Share Image
No one can write a best seller by trying to. He must write with complete sincerity; the clichés that make you laugh,… — W. Somerset Maugham Copy Share Image
Cervantes smiled Spain's chivalry away; A single laugh demolish'd the right arm Of his own country. — Lord Byron Copy Share Image
For me, compatibility is a sense of humour, being able to laugh together; that is very important. — Felicity Kendal Copy Share Image
I contend that not only can you laugh at adversity, but it is essential to do so if you are to deal… — Allen Klein Copy Share Image
He'd laugh in my face, then I'd slice him to ribbons and then he'd break my neck — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
A man's greatest fear from a woman is that she will laugh at him; a woman's fear is that a man will… — Margaret Drabble Copy Share Image
Wouldn't a sailor laugh at you if you told him that the whole crossing depends on the first turn of the helm? — Emile Chartier Copy Share Image
Laugh...It's the sweetest thing one can do for oneself and one's fellow human beings. — Maya Angelou Copy Share Image
I enjoy making people laugh. The trick is to tell them jokes against yourself. If you praise yourself, your stories aren't funny. — Michael Caine Copy Share Image
Serious work gets done ... in congenial surroundings, which tend to make you laugh. — Ian McDiarmid Copy Share Image
Everybody wants to laugh - you know that. They need to laugh... people need to laugh. — Carl Reiner Copy Share Image
I realize how desperate it sounds for me, as a comedian, to ask you to laugh at my jokes. — John Oliver Copy Share Image
Laughing at our mistakes can lengthen our own life. Laughing at someone elses can shorten it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dead bodies are such trouble,” Evie said with a little sigh, and Mabel had to turn her head away so as not… — Libba Bray Copy Share Image
Are you having problems hearing? If so, those around you already know it. Hearing loss is no laughing matter, so don't be… — Leslie Nielsen Copy Share Image
I have never been able to see life as anything but a vast complicated practical joke, and it's better to laugh than… — Robert A. Heinlein Copy Share Image
I don't want to push the envelope. Let the envelope stay in the middle of the table. I'll just make you laugh. — Rita Rudner Copy Share Image
