On My Last-Place Finish in the 50-Yard Dash During Little League Tryouts “It kinda looked like you were being attacked by a… — Justin Halpern Copy Share Image
My sense of humor was a tool for me getting past my mother and father separating, my older brother having cerebral palsy,… — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
Activism isn't about holding your faults up to the light. That's what comedy is about, it's about saying, 'Look at this person… — Scott Thompson Copy Share Image
As I stood on the lonely backroad, I'm sure I heard birds, kookaburras, laughing ... — Steven Herrick Copy Share Image
If I had a choice, I would do comedy all the time. It's just the most challenging thing. To make someone laugh… — Bruce Willis Copy Share Image
I don't have a desire to do reality. Because my truth is not what people are responding to. My truth is funny;… — Niecy Nash Copy Share Image
No shoots, says Friday, no yet, me shoot now, me no kill; me stay, give you one more laugh. — Daniel Defoe Copy Share Image
I started to make a joke that I had an imaginary friend underneath the let-out couch named Binky. I would never talk… — Keke Palmer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I say some things people may think are just outlandish, but I'm going to have the last laugh. — Riff Raff Copy Share Image
What does it mean to be a used white wife, a mother, a tragic girl writing poems? Sandra Simonds gets into these… — Juliana Spahr Copy Share Image
“I laugh for sheer medicinal purposes; because I feel I might die otherwise.” — Richelle E. Goodrich Copy Share Image
You can maybe be artistic and really original and creative, but as long as it's got that funniness at the root of… — Jason Gann Copy Share Image
When you're a young comedian the first thing you want to do is get a laugh. — Baron Vaughn Copy Share Image
“As far as he could discover, there were no signs of spring. The decay that covered the surface of the mottled ground… — Nathanael West Copy Share Image
You look back at a time you idealize now and you only remember the good stuff. You tell the stories about the… — Ben Gibbard Copy Share Image
I think it was somewhere around age 3 when I fell down the stairs at my house, and I got up and… — Brent Spiner Copy Share Image
Sometimes you do have to laugh to keep from crying. And sometimes the world feels all right and good and kind of… — Jacqueline Woodson Copy Share Image
“This life is for loving, sharing, learning, smiling, caring, forgiving, laughing, hugging, helping, dancing, wondering, healing, and even more loving. I choose… — Steve Maraboli Copy Share Image
I didn't like the tone of Steve Jobs [movie] [2015] at all. It was very ugly, kind of rude. I didn't laugh,… — Bun B Copy Share Image
I knew what I wanted to do when I set out. I knew that I wanted to write a book that told… — Moshe Kasher Copy Share Image
I like to go to the gym with my girls, practice yoga, try new recipes, bake, have slumber parties, go to the… — Lindsay Pearce Copy Share Image
I tried the line out on some people on the street, like, "What do you think of this: 'the art of family… — Mary Kay Zuravleff Copy Share Image
You cannot put women and men on an equal footing. It is against nature. They were created differently. Their nature is different.… — Recep Tayyip Erdogan Copy Share Image
Put this in your CD-ROM: www dot Canibus dot com. You can find me on the Internet, talkin' to chicks That was… — Canibus Copy Share Image
I don't care about how I look; I'm dedicated to the laughs. You know, I used to be a clown, so -… — Bernie Mac Copy Share Image
One of the reasons I wanted to write a memoir was because I'm tired of telling my story. [Laughs] So I can… — Julian Edelman Copy Share Image
The 6 elements of life are to laugh, give, share, enjoy, care, and live a strong and full life. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'd rather write about laughing than crying, For laughter makes men human, and courageous. — Francois Rabelais Copy Share Image
His sympathy made tears spring to Lina's eyes. Doon looked startled for a moment, and then he took a step toward her… — Jeanne DuPrau Copy Share Image
The observations and encounters of a devotee of solitude and silence are at once less distinct and more penetrating than those of… — Thomas Mann Copy Share Image
The mocker will not have the last laugh. You see, dancing on the grave of an extinguished Christianity is farcical at best.… — Ravi Zacharias Copy Share Image
If you're serious, you really understand that it's important that you laugh as much as possible and admit that you're the funniest… — Maya Angelou Copy Share Image
I've made myself laugh from some ideas - but I've never scared myself. — R. L. Stine Copy Share Image
There's nothing like deep breaths after laughing that hard. Nothing in the world like a sore stomach for the right reasons. — Stephen Chbosky Copy Share Image
I miss my Dad. My Dad loved cheesy monster movies, so we'd have Godzilla movie marathons. Those are some of my favorite… — Ahmet Zappa Copy Share Image
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