We aimed for no more than to have dominion over every creature that moved upon the earth. And so it came to… — Barbara Kingsolver Copy Share Image
So you got rid of your astonishment that someone could write so much more dynamically than you. You stopped cherishing your aloneness… — Sylvia Plath Copy Share Image
I actually learned about sex watching neighborhood dogs. And it was good. Go ahead and laugh. I think the most important thing… — Steve Martin Copy Share Image
I just don't trust any of it. Every time I read something about how there's been another ridiculous climb of the Dow… — Louis C. K Copy Share Image
Wonderful ... I was up all night reading it, laughing and crying out in horror. — Annie Proulx Copy Share Image
People make a lot of jokes about the empty nest. Let me tell you, it is no laughing matter. It is really… — Michelle Pfeiffer Copy Share Image
My theory about comedians is that their greatest fear is other people laughing at them. So comedy is an attempt to control… — Ben Miller Copy Share Image
The real work of this life is not what we do every day from 9-5...The real work is to be passionate, be… — Geneen Roth Copy Share Image
I've been a fan of Kenny Bob's for almost 20 years, and he's always made me laugh, and laugh hard! He is… — Bob Goen Copy Share Image
My job in this life is to give people spiritual ecstasy through music. In my concerts people cry, laugh, dance. If they… — Carlos Santana Copy Share Image
Genuine laughing is the vent of the soul, the nostrils of the heart, and just as necessary for health and happiness as… — Josh Billings Copy Share Image
And hey, it's okay to laugh at yourself sometimes, I do dumb things all the time (haha). But when it get's too… — Christina Grimmie Copy Share Image
Acting is about communicating what it is like to be human: the pain, the laughs, the misery, the joy. I suppose I… — Rosamund Pike Copy Share Image
I wield the flail of the lashing hail, And whiten the green plains under; And then again I dissolve it in rain,… — Percy Bysshe Shelley Copy Share Image
The baby, a girl, is born at 6:24 a.m. She weighs six pounds, ten ounces. The mother takes the baby in her… — Gabrielle Zevin Copy Share Image
Why me?' I ask God. God says nothing. I laugh and the stars watch. It's good to be alive. — Markus Zusak Copy Share Image
The amount you laugh in your relationships with others is the true measure of the health of your personality. — Brian Tracy Copy Share Image
Not only should we laugh about Hitler. We must laugh about him. Especially in Berlin. — Mel Brooks Copy Share Image
I once heard a woman laugh at that most tragic moment in all drama, the off-stage shot in "The Wild Duck," and… — Robert Benchley Copy Share Image
I think I'm too cynical for L.A. My sense of humor doesn't go down well here, which probably affects my love life.… — Teddy Thompson Copy Share Image
And then I did laugh, even though the future was a dangerous place, because I loved her, and she loved me, and… — Maggie Stiefvater Copy Share Image
In my childhood, I had a religious assistant who always told me, if you can really laugh with full abandonment, it's very… — Dalai Lama Copy Share Image
I won't do something unless I can get at least two or three good laughs out of it. If I can't, it's… — Jerry Seinfeld Copy Share Image
I always tried to make people laugh. I attribute that to - I come from a family of divorce. It was a… — Lake Bell Copy Share Image
I need dating advice. Fast.” Ash arched a single brow at that. “I’m useless. I’ve never been on one.” The three human… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
Comedy is surprises, so if you're intending to make somebody laugh and they don't laugh, that's funny. — Norm MacDonald Copy Share Image
Often in my lectures when I use the phrase “imperialist white-supremacist capitalist patriarchy” to describe our nation’s political system, audiences laugh. No… — Bell Hooks Copy Share Image
I have somehow something like "influence" ... In the Anti-Semitic Correspondence ... my name is mentioned in almost every issue. Zarathustra ...… — Friedrich Nietzsche Copy Share Image
When you're not at the top of your game and you feel like the other team is laughing and embarrassing you by… — Bert Blyleven Copy Share Image
Society is immoral and immortal; it can afford to commit any kind of folly, and indulge in any sort of vice; it… — Henry Adams Copy Share Image
Jason Lee made me laugh all the time because he's so big, and I love how goofy bodies can be. — Selma Blair Copy Share Image
I’m not a child. (Zarek) No, you’re not a child. You never were. Children are supposed to be protected and cared for.… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
Onew hyung usually smiles a lot but when he's serious, I can't stop laughing. — Lee Taemin Copy Share Image
I think comedy is so much easier to do on the page than it is in real life. When I'm writing, comedy… — Joshua Ferris Copy Share Image
The fine line between roaring with laughter and crying because it's a disaster is a very, very fine line. You see a… — Roald Dahl Copy Share Image
Even in drama, I like to try to find the humor because I think it's very human. Even in the depths of… — Colm Meaney Copy Share Image
