Many truths which are not believed are called lies,' the Laughing Beast said. 'Mirrors do not themselves lie unless they have been… — Isobelle Carmody Copy Share Image
It's late, I'm tired, and your cigarettes are giving me a headache," I growled. "I suppose that's fair." He drew in on… — Richelle Mead Copy Share Image
When we were younger, my cousins used to jump in front of cars with masks on and start dancing really funny or… — Leo Santa Cruz Copy Share Image
Any audience that gets a laugh out of me gets it while I'm facing them — Ethel Merman Copy Share Image
Life is short and far too fragile. Whatever you dream of doing, begin. Put a first step or a "down payment" on… — John Bernard Philip Humbert, 9th Count de Salis-Soglio Copy Share Image
Cancer is probably the most unfunny thing in the world, but I'm a comedian, and even cancer couldn't stop me from seeing… — Gilda Radner Copy Share Image
You don't go to a comedy and try to laugh. You laugh in spite of yourself. You don't just come on stage… — Penelope Wilton Copy Share Image
You have lost all delight in life. Ahead is a large array of blind alleys. You are half-deliberately, half-desperately cutting off your… — Sylvia Plath Copy Share Image
It's really fun and just to be with a friend while you're working really hard. It can sometimes be really stressful. Also… — Rachel Trachtenburg Copy Share Image
The main thing about doing a comedy is that you spend most of your days really happy and laughing. — Chris Messina Copy Share Image
Einstein uses his concept of God more often than a Catholic priest. Once I asked him: 'Tomorrow is Sunday. Do you want… — Leopold Infeld Copy Share Image
In the spangled sky, the rainbow, the woodland hung with diamonds, the sward sown with pearly dew, the rosy dawn, the golden… — Thomas Guthrie Copy Share Image
“Just because we don't understand why they'd cover up something doesn't mean they aren't, " Bobby said, and we both turned to… — Amanda Hocking Copy Share Image
Heart disease is no laughing matter. After my father suffered a massive heart attack, I realized just how serious heart disease can… — Cheryl Hines Copy Share Image
Living in the modern age, death for virtue is the wage. So it seems in darker hours. Evil wins, kindness cowers. Ruled… — Dean Koontz Copy Share Image
I had no cares. I was one of those kids: ‘If you laugh at me, laugh at me.’ I don’t have that… — Danneel Ackles Copy Share Image
In every job, relationship, or life situation there is inevitably some turbulence. Learn to laugh at it. It is part of what… — Allen Klein Copy Share Image
Feeling different, feeling alienated, feeling persecuted, feeling that the only way to deal with the world is to laugh - because if… — Mel Brooks Copy Share Image
All laws which can be broken without any injury to another, are counted but a laughing-stock, and are so far from bridling… — Baruch Spinoza Copy Share Image
I love myself when I am laughing. . . and then again when I am looking mean and impressive. — Zora Neale Hurston Copy Share Image
I spent many years laughing at Harry Secombe's singing until somebody told me that it wasn't a joke. — Spike Milligan Copy Share Image
I don't like any one race or look or type of guy. My tastes as far as looks go are very diverse.… — Sasha Grey Copy Share Image
People still want to escape, but today's escape is different. People now want to know that there are people out there who… — Darius McCrary Copy Share Image
There are a lot of questions I keep asking myself about why I do comedy. I guess I laugh to keep from… — Bob Newhart Copy Share Image
Do not fix hopes on your health, and do not laugh away life. Remember how they walked and now all their joints… — Al-Ghazali Copy Share Image
I'm a huge fan of Jonathan Winters. He's influenced everyone who's ever done improvisational comedy. You look to Jonathan Winters for inspiration.… — Rob Reiner Copy Share Image
When everyone is catching great waves and out in the line up telling stories and having a laugh, you have the best… — Sally Fitzgibbons Copy Share Image
I was always making my friends laugh, but I never wanted the attention of the whole classroom. — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
I hit a lot of bad shots, but you just need to laugh about them, be able to have a smile on… — Lorena Ochoa Copy Share Image
I watched some serious '80s television. 'Alice,' 'Good Times,' 'The Jeffersons,' 'Family Ties,' 'Cheers'... every night it was eat dinner, watch 'Cheers.'… — Summer Sanders Copy Share Image
Every day I get better at knowing that it is not a choice to be an activist; rather, it is the only… — Staceyann Chin Copy Share Image
He turned, throwing over hi shoulder, ”And if he growls at you, even once, he’s out. He looks wild.” I am, Riley… — Gena Showalter Copy Share Image
I put a What Would Jesus Do bracelet on my Jewish friend's wrist and it burned his skin. He threw it on… — Daniel Tosh Copy Share Image
Then I heard someone laugh. I wished I didn't know whose laugh it was, but I knew Will's laugh just like I… — Elizabeth Scott Copy Share Image
Sometimes I walk into a situation and I know somebody is going to provoke me - not maybe, I know he will… — Kofi Annan Copy Share Image
