Laughing Quotes · Page 94

Laughing so hard no noise comes out so you sit there clapping like a retarded seal.

— Sharon

As you meditate, you'll develop a sense of humor so that you can laugh at yourself, which you need to do in…

— Frederick Lenz

Really, laughing is such a strange reaction to something. The idea of it is so bizarre, so instinctual, and kind of magical.

— Jessica Williams

I remember taking great pride in making Brad Pitt laugh. I always had a soft spot for him. He's such a sweet,…

— Eddie Jemison

Health: thank the universe for your own healing. Laugh, stress free happiness will keep you healthy.

— Rhonda Byrne

“When you sail, don't Pull up the anchor weeping. Be a man, do it laughing...”

— Shūsaku Endō

Laughing can serve you in dark moments and even help you crawl your way back out.

— Ryan Reynolds

What a fool cannot learn he laughs at, thinking that by his laughter he shows superiority instead of latent idiocy.

— Marie Corelli

I'm against eating a human being alive - I don't do it. Somebody might make cannibalism jokes and laugh it off like…

— John Maus

When you're a woman, you have to work harder to get a laugh... I follow so many hilarious women on Twitter. It's…

— Rainbow Rowell

Laughter serves as a blocking agent. Like a bullet-proof vest, it may help protect you against the ravages of negative emotions that…

— Norman Cousins

People who are mean or unkind or rigid - think about it - cannot laugh at themselves. If we can't laugh at…

— Eileen Brennan

My dad taught me to play the guitar. We grew up with country music. We had every Willie Nelson record (laughs). I…

— Chris Tomlin

I think I've just lost five pounds in fear sweat." Peabody mopped at her face. "Now I want a cannoli. I don't…

— Anonymous

This is bizarre," I say. "I think it's beautiful," he says. I give him a look. "What?" He laughs a little. "They…

— Veronica Roth

I can't wait to be that age and hanging out with a bunch of people hanging out all day playing golf and…

— Cameron Diaz

I've always liked walking; that's one of my favorite things to do, and I try to walk every day. [In Washington, D.C.]…

— Laura Bush

In terms of the stars, the only ones I cast were Billy Connolly and Pauline Collins. I was in Los Angeles working…

— Dustin Hoffman

Half of them kept repeating my name, trying to get it right, while the other half laughed. But they were harmless. Fun…

— Jay Asher

Humour allows us to see that ultimately things don't make sense. The only thing that truly makes sense is letting go of…

— Dzigar Kongtrul Rinpoche

Merciful heaven, Thou rather with thy sharp and sulphurous bolt Splits the unwedgeable and gnarled oak Than the soft myrtle; but man,…

— William Shakespeare

Sometimes there are paparazzi that take photos and you don't know they're there. So you're laughing, kicking up your heels and doing…

— Dianna Agron

I'm trying to laugh uncontrollably with whoever I'm making a song with because whatever we just listened to that we just came…

— Eric Benet

What I didn't really understand, but then I thought this makes perfect sense, as well - was how many people responded to…

— Joss Whedon

A small laugh startled me and I looked over to see her actually smiling. Making her do that more often was a…

— Abbi Glines

All you earnest young men out to save the world. . . please, have a laugh.

— Reinhold Niebuhr

My father and mother. I figured if I could make them laugh, they'd stop fighting. I stole all their material.

— Jerry Stiller

God turned to speak to me (Don't anybody laugh); God found I wasn't there At least not over half.

— Robert Frost

I'm always happy to pitch in and do something. Everybody needs to be laughing a little.

— Chelsea Handler

They were actually really nice to me [in Fast 8]. We had BBQs every day on set. We had a lot of…

— Scott Eastwood

We must laugh and cry, enjoy and suffer, in a word, vibrate to our full capacity … I think that’s what being…

— Gustave Flaubert

Life is so short. Grudges are a waste of time. Laugh when you can, apologise when you should, and trust God with…

— Nicky Gumbel

Music bypasses the intellect, it makes you laugh, makes you cry, makes you want to dance, makes you want to have sex.

— Siobhan Fahey

Too much brilliance has its disadvantages, and misplaced wit may raise a laugh, but often beheads a topic of profound interest.

— Margot Asquith

I use various soaps and hand sanitizers in the shower. I shower maybe fifteen times a day, but Thom Yorke is never…

— Thom Yorke

It's easy to laugh at etiquette, but in a hundred years, our children's grandchildren will almost certainly be laughing at us.

— Sara Sheridan

I'm a goofy girl. I like to laugh and I like to make other people laugh.

— Gal Gadot

I had to keep from laughing when a male relative of mine became concerned about how often I danced.

— Cesar Romero

The laughs are honestly bigger, ... They are the kind of unexpected belly laughs you get with your friends during conversation.

— Drew Carey

That was his mother. When she wasn't crying over the breakfast cereal, she was laughing about killing herself.

— Nick Hornby