Laughing Quotes · Page 96

I don't want to be with someone boring because I'm always laughing. I like to play jokes on people and be sarcastic.

— Ashley Benson

“Though people are laughing at the dirt surrounding you, they are missing to see the seeds also planted, growing silently within.”

— Anthony Liccione

Beauty can afford to laugh at distinctions: it is itself the greatest distinction.

— Christian Nestell Bovee

How strange! You lose a little from you and you cry. And your whole life is wasting and you're laughing

— Anonymous

Those who have everything but thee, my God, laugh at those who have nothing but thyself.

— Rabindranath Tagore

Sometimes the best way to make 'em laugh is to show 'em how you honestly feel.

— Jon Lovitz

I'm what I am and I'm what I'm not. And I'm sure happy with what I've got. I live to love and…

— Kenny Chesney

I like to make people laugh. I like that kind of silly stuff. For me, it's a natural thing to want to…

— Carmen Electra

I remember watching myself on video and being so disappointed with myself because I was constantly moving around the place and laughing.…

— Maeve Binchy

Stand up is really fun because if I think of a joke or a funny idea, then I can just go and…

— Demetri Martin

Every morning for, I don't know how long, I came over to Alison's [McGhee] house and we sat in her office and…

— Kate DiCamillo

People ask me to describe how I play, and the most obvious answer is that I'm a jazz influenced guitar player. But…

— Larry Carlton

“Laughing out loud is good. Laughing inside is even better. Silence on the outside is good, silence on the inside is even…

— Art Hochberg

When the highest type of people hear Tao (Truth), they diligently practice it. When the average type of people hear Tao, they…

— Laozi

I approach everything the same. I try to make it as real as possible, whether you gotta make people laugh or make…

— Mark Wahlberg

The best is when we all go at once, like an army of interrelated popcorn zombies who laugh the same laughs and…

— Rachel Cohn

What I do onstage, there's maybe .0001 percent of the population that acts like that. I talk like that because it makes…

— Larry the Cable Guy

Writing about the indignities of old age: the daunting stairway to the restaurant restroom, the benefits of a wheelchair in airports and…

— John Mortimer

When you live in the present moment, time stands still. Accept your circumstances and live them. If there is an experience ahead…

— Barbara Johnson

What about Gale?" "He's not a bad kisser either," I say shortly. "And it was okay with both of us? You kissing…

— Suzanne Collins

When you're in pajamas that are sagging in the ass because you've got a battery pack that's weighing them down, and covered…

— Billy Crudup

A blessed thing it is to have a friend; one human soul whom we can trust utterly; who knows the best and…

— Charles Kingsley

Everybody knows from his own experience that after laughter, good laughter, a belly laugh, you almost feel that you have taken an…

— Anonymous

Karrin Murphy led the charge, and Sanya and I tried to keep up. She went through that sea of foes like a…

— Jim Butcher

Jen[nifer Lawrence]'s main goal in life is to get me to laugh while we're filming sad scenes. And it's the HUNGER GAMES.

— Willow Shields

“I usually go for anything that makes me laugh endlessly. that's very important criteria.”

— alexander wang

I always had the desire to entertain people, whether it was to make 'em laugh or to scare 'em or stir things…

— Marilyn Manson

“Oh, you know...staring down fear, laughing in the face of death, taking a ride in Hell, and in general, testing the waters…

— Jenn Cooksey

Please don't smile like that. Your heart is full of feelings that you've kept to yourself. Don't laugh as if you don't…

— Arina Tanemura

If one's friends do not openly laugh at him, they are not in fact his friends.

— Dean Koontz

I had always been the kind of boy who was quick to laugh and quick to cry.

— Kevin Brockmeier

Laughing, how can you fall asleep? It brings a state of no-mind and no-thought, and does not allow you to fall asleep.

— Rajneesh

Over the past 50 years Bob Hope employed 88 joke writers who supplied him with more than one million gags, and he…

— Eddie Murphy

Because, life's too short, my friends. Let's squeeze in as many laughs as we can get.

— Neil Pasricha

They laughed much harder than the memory was funny because it felt good to laugh.

— Shannon Hale

I see myself as a huge dork that laughs at my own jokes and forgets to shower sometimes.

— Lauren Gardner

I learned as a young man that I don't write jokes, but that I can deliver more mundane material and get a…

— Nick Offerman

If you play comedic scenes like they're really serious, then it's so much more funny than if you're going for a laugh.

— Patton Oswalt

One fan asked me to sign their sock. That was crazy. They just took off their shoe and handed me their sock…

— Miranda Cosgrove

The hardest thing in the world to do is to have someone in a seat in a theater laughing so hard that…

— Adam McKay