I remember the Time review [on the Hit and Run]said that there wasn't one laugh in it. And I had watched the… — Judd Apatow Copy Share Image
To protest, I stood in the place of a waste receptacle and opened my mouth. That's how I lost my virginity *laughs* — Thom Yorke Copy Share Image
I am forced, as I have often said, to try to make myself laugh, that I may not cry: for one or… — Samuel Richardson Copy Share Image
Did I have a heart to be contented? Well, no, not particularly. I had a tendency to be discontented: ambitious, dissatisfied, fretful,… — Gretchen Rubin Copy Share Image
Fear looks; faith jumps. Faith never fails to obtain its object. If I leave you as I found you, I am not… — Smith Wigglesworth Copy Share Image
I can't live without a sense of humor. I need to be laughing and entertained at all times. — Carlos Ponce Copy Share Image
There is a place called ‘heaven’ where the good here unfinished is completed; and where the stories unwritten, and the hopes unfulfilled,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There's little of the melancholy element in her, my lord: she is never sad but when she sleeps; and not ever sad… — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
Life is very tough, you know. You sit at a dinner party and talk to the person on your right or your… — Joan Rivers Copy Share Image
Humor can make a serious difference. In the workplace, at home, in all areas of life - looking for a reason to… — Steve Goodier Copy Share Image
That thing, that moment, when you kiss someone and everything around becomes hazy and the only thing in focus is you and… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I've found out why people laugh. They laugh because it hurts- because it's the only thing that'll make it stop hurting... I… — Robert A. Heinlein Copy Share Image
My childhood was lonely. Both my parents were away a lot, working, and the maid basically raised me. And I think that's… — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
In the dream I was onstage and there were thousands of you goin’ bananas for me, all laughing and clapping, celebrating your… — Buddy Wakefield Copy Share Image
Chennai is one of the scariest crowds to face. Everyone looks so conservative, but once you crack the first joke, they are… — Vir Das Copy Share Image
I'm a sucker for gag reels and teaser trailers for new seasons. One of the great parts of panels, especially on a… — Jared Padalecki Copy Share Image
God shall not pity them but laugh at their calamity. The righteous company in heaven shall rejoice in the execution of God's… — Thomas Boston Copy Share Image
I used to analyze myself down to the last thread, used to compare myself with others, recalled all the smallest glances, smiles… — Fyodor Dostoevsky Copy Share Image
"Well, it's no use your talking about waking him," said Tweedledum, "when you're only one of the things in his dream. You… — Lewis Carroll Copy Share Image
Then you must teach my daughter this same lesson. How to lose your innocence but not your hope. How to laugh forever. — Amy Tan Copy Share Image
And why are we supposed to be serious about God? Did God show up and crack the whip? “You there, Annie in… — Julia Cameron Copy Share Image
Wow,” Kylie muttered, and grinned. “Yeah, wow.” Della leaned in closer. “I think Perry just grew a pair.” Kylie bit down on… — C.C. Hunter Copy Share Image
Jem’s eyes had widened, and then he’d laughed, a soft laugh. “Did you think I did not know you had a secret?”… — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
Breathing becomes really easy when you're laughing. It kick starts that feeling of joy. — Erykah Badu Copy Share Image
I will leap into my grave laughing because the feeling that I have five million human beings on my conscience is for… — Adolf Eichmann Copy Share Image
I noticed you the first week. Not just because of how pretty you are, though of course, that played into it. It… — Tammara Webber Copy Share Image
There can be a blurry line between laughing at the expense of a character and laughing at the recognition of something painful… — Todd Solondz Copy Share Image
I'm not an artist. I tell inappropriate stories and jokes and I try to make people laugh. — Kathy Griffin Copy Share Image
Laughter is a sense of proportion and a power of seeing yourself from the outside. — Zero Mostel Copy Share Image
When you're happy you don't always have to be laughing, and when you're sad you don't have to be crying; sometimes it's… — Freddie Highmore Copy Share Image
It strains a man's philosophy the worst kind to laugh when he gets beat. — Josh Billings Copy Share Image
Laugh whenever you can. Keeps you from killing yourself when things are bad. That and vodka. — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
...despite all this, it is still hard to admit that there is no one more English than the Indian, no one more… — Zadie Smith Copy Share Image
The Bill Engvall Show' is a comedy about a middle-class family in the Midwest. It's a great family show to watch if… — Nancy Travis Copy Share Image