Laughing Quotes · Page 97

I consider myself always a humorist. And I think anybody who tells jokes or makes people laugh is humor.

— Dick Gregory

In my years of acting, the one thing I was never able to do convincingly was to laugh on camera. Fake-laugh.

— Paul Feig

He who climbs upon the highest mountains laughs at all tragedies, real or imaginary.

— Friedrich Nietzsche

Women mostly remember the men who made them laugh, and men - only the women who made them cry.

— Henri de Regnier

I had a couple of decent laughs on Townies, but for the most part, delivering a joke that you just know is…

— Eric McCormack

Any job you can go to and have a laugh everyday has got to be a good job.

— Brent Spiner

The days draw out, the weather gets warmer, and it's what we call summer, with a bitter laugh when we've said it.

— Stan Barstow

I was always sort of a ham as a kid, just always wanting to entertain and to get people to laugh.

— Haley Lu Richardson

When today's young woman says she isn't a feminist what she means is she isn't a lesbian and she doesn't hate men,…

— Fay Weldon

There are the class clowns that are disruptive and the kids laugh and you earn the teacher's disdain, I was the kind…

— Jason Mantzoukas

I love to make people laugh and love to make people smile. The first time I performed and heard the applause, that…

— James Monroe Iglehart

“I will chum with you, and suffer when you suffer, and laugh when you laugh. I will bite my tongue when impatient…

— Dale Carnegie

It is hard to laugh at the need for beauty and romance, no matter how tasteless, even horrible, the results of that…

— Nathanael West

I have a secret goal with my editor - he has asthma and uses his inhaler, and after I send him a…

— Chuck Palahniuk

As you get older, as a comedian, and keep doing it, what you actually start to cherish on stage is not the…

— Patton Oswalt

No matter how you feel, you've got to be able to laugh at yourself. If you can laugh at Donald Trump, then…

— Michael Che

I didn't like the tone of Steve Jobs [movie] [2015] at all. It was very ugly, kind of rude. I didn't laugh,…

— Bun B

Jeez, Hazel," Percy said, "tell your horse to watch his language." Hazel tried not to laugh. "What did he say?" "With the…

— Rick Riordan

Find time for thought, this is the source of strength. Find time for the game, this is the secret of eternal youth.…

— Giannis Ritsos

As the world is getting smaller, it becomes more and more important that we learn each other's dance moves, that we meet…

— Jehane Noujaim

You and I both know there's got to be some greater storyline for you than 'girl gets heart broken, was sad forever'.…

— Taylor Swift

Sometimes I walk into a situation and I know somebody is going to provoke me - not maybe, I know he will…

— Kofi Annan

It's like our go-to notion of innocent and secure mythology of American life. I was always amazed when people would come up…

— Todd Haynes

The only thing I can say in comparison is when I play comedy characters; I definitely put empathy in right up at…

— Rhys Darby

That awkward moment when you can't stop laughing while someone telling you a joke..

— JuLian AndRew

We all laugh and cough with the same language and will die with the same language as well!

— Javad Alizadeh

I don't laugh at me. I used to. I used to get the giggles when I'd see myself. But now, I see…

— Adam Sandler

To my ex: You're supposed to make me jealous, not die laughing at your new choice..!

— Ritu Ghatourey

Joking around in the locker room and kind of just laughing and being myself helps me play my best tennis.

— Christopher Eubanks

It's easy to be negatively funny about personalities in the media. It's just kind of a cheap laugh.

— Stephen Malkmus

I can't laugh, be happy, present myself at any prize and also win on the centre court.

— Gabriela Sabatini

The penalty for laughing in a courtroom is six months in jail; if it were not for this penalty, the jury would…

— H. L. Mencken

Rules for today: 1) Pray 2) Laugh 3) Repeat. The only reason to take this life too seriously is if it's your only one.

— Mark Hart

There's nowhere I won't go. As long as it's horribly, horribly true and/or wrong.

— Louis C. K

They're making me out to be a serial marrying person or something. I'm laughing at that.

— Jennifer Lopez

Once you learn how to make people laugh, then you get to choose exactly how you want to make them laugh.

— John Oliver

We will destroy laughing, we will set fires laughing, we will kill laughing... and society will fall!!

— Renzo Novatore

It's when you cry just a little, but you laugh in the middle that you've made it.

— Jason Mraz

Why don't you laugh? If I did not laugh I should die, and you need this medicine as much as I do.

— Abraham Lincoln

I'm a confident person. I just try to be me. I like to make people laugh, I am a comedienne - so…

— Ashley Tisdale