Laughing Quotes · Page 99

Of course the Devil is laughing at folks for believing it [Big Bang, etc.]. But hey, it works, it sends 'em to…

— Kent Hovind

I told them I wanted to be a comedian, and they laughed; I became a comedian, no one's laughing now

— Bob Monkhouse

If 'Airplane!' comes on, it's like a comfort film. You can always guarantee a laugh watching that movie.

— Hal Sparks

I'm gonna be a new kind of clown. I'm gonna stand in the middle of the ring and laugh at the folks.

— Harper Lee

God can so fill a man with His Spirit that he can laugh and believe in the face of a thousand difficulties.

— Smith Wigglesworth

A flutist who is moved to tears by his own performance will soon make the listeners laugh because of the sounds that…

— Franz Grillparzer

I want my people to laugh like a lion's roar. Then even laughter becomes a tremendous experience, because it is intelligence at…

— Anonymous

I think just because life is hard, it does seem fun to have a break and laugh about things, so I think…

— Joan Cusack

“And sometimes somebody is laughing--and that laugh is stuffing all of yesterday's and today's anger back into the mouth that it's oozing…

— Irmgard Keun

Afterward, I had the last laugh. I made an air bubble at the bottom of the lake. Our friends kept waiting for…

— Rick Riordan

I am going to explain to you why we went to war. Why mankind always goes to war. It is not social…

— John Fowles

A priest once quoted to me the Roman saying that a religion is dead when the priests laugh at each other across…

— Anonymous

Our plans for the future made us laugh and feel close, but those same plans somehow made anything more than temporary between…

— Stuart Dybek

Eugene Mirman is the Andy Warhol of comedy. People look to him for what's next in comedy, and he emails these people…

— Mike Birbiglia

Sometimes a scene can elude you, and then, you also learn that the small moments are really what you're after. A big…

— Nicholas Stoller

I still think of that guy I was without a wife or kids, and I still want to entertain that guy. The…

— Larry David

The worst isn't the last thing about the world. It's the next to the last thing. The last thing is the best.…

— Frederick Buechner

Real life is a story, too, only much more complicated. It’s still got a beginning, a middle, and an end. Everyone follows…

— Chris Wooding

People do need a social license to go, "Ha ha ha," and have a good time. It's a strange thing. There's a…

— Dylan Moran

I started to make a joke that I had an imaginary friend underneath the let-out couch named Binky. I would never talk…

— Keke Palmer

Dogs laugh, but they laugh with their tails. And a tail is an awkward thing to laugh with, as you can see…

— Max Eastman

I believe with all my heart in delivering on my contract with my readers. They've got plenty of other things to do,…

— Barbara Kingsolver

We keep a lot of humor and laughter in the home. A lot of times these days, people let the stress of…

— Joel Osteen

Friends don't have to have a lot of things in common. But there's one thing friends usually do have in common -…

— Pseudonymous Bosch

Comedy arises out of necessity, because some things are so dark that you have to laugh about it.

— Zosia Mamet

Roses are red, Violets are blue, a face like yours belongs in a zoo, but don't be mad, I'll be there to,…

— Author Name

“Jesus being born as a baby was God's way of laughing at a world trying to grow up too quickly.”

— Steven James

Life is not one tone: you laugh and you cry, and your heart breaks, and you have great, great happiness.

— Paul Wernick

There is a proverb in the South that a woman laughs when she can, and weeps when she pleases.

— Jean Antoine Petit-Senn

I enjoy doing comedy for the fact that you go to work and you laugh. That's a good combination.

— Bryan Cranston

I think the job of a comedian is to make people laugh, but also challenge them to laugh at things they didn't…

— Ricky Gervais

Music is also one of the great heart openers. Sometimes, you hear the lyrics of a song and you dance, laugh, smile,…

— Michael Franti

Children want the same things we want. To laugh, to be challenged, to be entertained, and delighted.

— Dr. Seuss

His eyes widened just a bit, his lips flexed. I realized he was trying not to laugh. I hate it when people…

— Laurell K. Hamilton

I'm going to miss his childlike laugh. I'll forget the goals but I'll never forget that laugh.

— Gordon Strachan

When thou findest thyself scorning another, look then at thy own heart and laugh at thy folly.

— Sri Aurobindo

I love someone who can make me laugh. And someone who's secure - I think that's sexy.

— Roselyn Sanchez

Now don't laugh 'cause I just might be...the soft curve in your hardline. (from the song "Hardliners" by Holcombe Waller)

— Tammara Webber

“And not there, not there, not there, Your laughing face and your wind-blown hair Leave not even a ghost in the garden.”

— Winifred Holtby

I don't laugh that much, but I do like humorous books, and I like to entertain readers that way.

— Jonathan Ames