I need a girl who will put me in my place, but I also want to laugh and have a good time. — Damian McGinty Copy Share Image
Everyone knows how people who laugh easily create us by their laughter,--making us think of funnier and funnier things. — Brenda Ueland Copy Share Image
Weak men often from the very principle of their weakness derive a certain susceptibility; delicacy and taste which render them, in those… — Sir Fulke Greville Copy Share Image
One must laugh and weep, love, work, enjoy and suffer, in short vibrate as much as possible in all his being. — Gustave Flaubert Copy Share Image
And I laugh at myself when I screw things up, which happens all the time. — Henry Rollins Copy Share Image
If Islam is so peaceful, why is everybody so damn frightened of offending them? And on the other hand, if Christianity is… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
Contrasting British servicemen and women with the appeasers, it is hard not to laugh. Are these two sides even the same species,… — Julie Burchill Copy Share Image
My favourite people to follow on Twitter are... my fans. They make me laugh so much and keep me smiling. — Ellie Goulding Copy Share Image
Though it make the unskillful laugh, cannot but make the judicious grieve. — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
Laughter. It connects me to the moment, the people around me, nothing like a good belly laugh to feel alive. And having… — Danielle Cormack Copy Share Image
Roy Blount's stuff makes me laugh so hard, sometimes I have to go sit in a room and shut the door — Garrison Keillor Copy Share Image
An American religion: Work, play, breathe, bathe, study, live, laugh, and love. — Elbert Hubbard Copy Share Image
“There is no greater power than that of a laugh and happiness is a force which can save a person from the… — Hillary DePiano Copy Share Image
There are people - I think this is why there are so many commercial directors doing well in big studio movies, for… — Ti West Copy Share Image
Religion is a valid inquiry; whether society accepts it or rejects it, it doesn't matter. Man is a religious animal and is… — Rajneesh Copy Share Image
It makes me laugh when I hear a guy talking about being in touch with his feminine side. But I gravitate towards… — Willem Dafoe Copy Share Image
We can consciously end our life almost anytime we choose. This ability is an endowment, like laughing and blushing, given to no… — Peter McWilliams Copy Share Image
He sucked his lips in an attempt not to laugh. "Aren't you Spanish?" She raised one arm in a salute. "Viva la… — Julia Quinn Copy Share Image
Off pitch, I keep things simple. I enjoy spending time with my family. I never forget my roots and regularly give back… — Yaya Toure Copy Share Image
Everyone is so afraid of death, but the real sufis just laugh: nothing tyrannizes their hearts. What strikes the oyster shell does… — Rumi Copy Share Image
The head thinks, the hands labor, but it's the heart that laughs. — Liz Curtis Higgs Copy Share Image
I have so many photos of me where I'm laughing like a crazy person. I don't know what it is, but I… — Zach Woodlee Copy Share Image
There was a time when doing "Zoolander 2" that I was literally flying between the "Zoolander" shoot and "The Leftovers" in Texas… — Justin Theroux Copy Share Image
With my talent, I can make people laugh and give them another attitude about life. What a blessing that is for me. — Doris Roberts Copy Share Image
She just laughed in his face and told him she'd sooner crawl in a bed with his father's leeches before she'd crawl… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
We don't apologize for a joke. We are comics. We are here to make you laugh. If you don't get it, then… — Joan Rivers Copy Share Image
Kids still like to laugh, kids still like the joy of learning. When you have a cool science experiment, I don't care… — Rafe Esquith Copy Share Image
To die is not to play a part in society; it is the act of a single person. Let us live and… — Michel de Montaigne Copy Share Image
Class has always been a staple of British comedy. We've always been able to laugh at it. When British shows are translated… — Dick Clement Copy Share Image
My father was a very funny man, and one of my strongest recollections is hearing him laugh. He didn't like people who… — Mike Myers Copy Share Image
Bright and illustrious illusions! Who can blame, who laugh at the boy, who not admire and commend him, for that desire of… — Edward Bulwer-Lytton, 1st Baron Lytton Copy Share Image
My father taught me to work, but not to love it. I never did like to work, and I don't deny it.… — Abraham Lincoln Copy Share Image
That's the nice thing about doing stand-up. There's no development, you just go out there and get an immediate response as to… — Paul Reiser Copy Share Image
You behave as if everything is funny to you, but you never laugh. Sometimes you smile when you think no one is… — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
If you're in love it ought to make you happy. You ought to laugh. — F. Scott Fitzgerald Copy Share Image
For a long time, I operated under the Chinese proverb that there are four kinds of leaders: those who you laugh at,… — Bill Bradley Copy Share Image