Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours Belong in a zoo Don't be mad I'll be there too Not in… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
; Never mess with a person who has the knowledge and ability to bring your whole world crashing down around you, and… — Brittany Marcum Copy Share Image
Just because something makes you smile or laugh ... doesn't mean it's a joke. — David Rees Copy Share Image
And the goal really is to make the audience laugh, to bring them some joy. — Todd Barry Copy Share Image
Making my family laugh when I was little - it became an addiction. It was a kind of survival. — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
I seen a baby cry seconds later he laughs... the beauty of life, the pain never lasts. — J. Cole Copy Share Image
The real reason your pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see him laughing at you. — Phyllis Diller Copy Share Image
Oh, womanly sympathy, love AND food?" I said, laughing. "Don't want a lot, do you? — Diana Gabaldon Copy Share Image
This is an ugly and mean world, and only to spite it we mustn't weep. If you want to know, this is… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
One night I went over to get some dope from some Hollywood tough guy. After I left, my son Scott, who was… — James Caan Copy Share Image
I have a really crazy cackle laugh, and I think sometimes people don't realize that they're not laughing at my jokes, they're… — Kaitlyn Bristowe Copy Share Image
It's always wonderful to get to know women, with the mystery and the joy and the depth. If you can make a… — Keanu Reeves Copy Share Image
“Take your dying with some seriousness, however. Laughing on the way to your execution is not generally understood by less advanced life… — Messiah's Handbook Reminders for the Advanced Soul Copy Share Image
The artist one day falls through a hole in the brambles, and from that moment he is following the dark rapids of… — Cyril Connolly Copy Share Image
I'm the interpreter. I'm the one who takes your words and brings them to life. I was trained to sing and dance… — Aaliyah Copy Share Image
Now and again he spoke to those that served him and thanked them in their own language. They smiled at him and… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And my daughter said, 'Why are you yelling at us?' and I said, 'I'm trying to discipline you!' And then she looked… — Stephen Colbert Copy Share Image
I think of Wangari Mathai in Kenya. If she started out saying she wanted to plant 20 million trees, she would have… — Frances Moore Lappé Copy Share Image
There's obviously some appeal in scenes for me - there's something I respond to. I keep doing those films where I put… — Jason Biggs Copy Share Image
It is an amazing thing to watch people laugh, the way it sort of takes them over. Sometimes they really do struggle… — Marilynne Robinson Copy Share Image
The next time I write a play - in order to get audience trust for a particular sort of tragic line, I'll… — Colm Toibin Copy Share Image
In the rush of complex modern living, we have a tendency to laugh at the 'bring-Papa-his-pipe-and-slippers' approach to marriage - but most… — Arlene Dahl Copy Share Image
I think just about everyone is doing something that's completely different from what you've seen them do before or a stretch in… — Mary Elizabeth Winstead Copy Share Image
I liked AC/DC," Lee said. "If you were going to shoot someone, you'd really want to do it while you were listening… — Joe Hill Copy Share Image
“Somewhere between the smiles, the laughing, the fights about nothing, and all our jokes, I fell in love.” — Dawn Williams Copy Share Image
My family were hitters. If you made them laugh, they didn't hit you. My dad wouldn't hit me if I got him… — Roseanne Barr Copy Share Image
All that I'm ever after is a life full of laughter, as long as I'm laughing with you. — James Copy Share Image
I could hear him laughing. Son of a bit*h. I would kill him. I didn't care if he was coyote or the… — Patricia Briggs Copy Share Image
Whoever designed this frigging map was having a laugh. Just around the corner, my arse. — Freya Stark Copy Share Image
“Laughing without laughing is only possible with the laughing of the eyes!” — Mehmet Murat ildan Copy Share Image
Satan laughs at our toil, mocks at our wisdom, but trembles when we pray. — Samuel Chadwick Copy Share Image
If I'm making myself laugh, I figure most of my readers will be amused as well. — Jim C. Hines Copy Share Image
No one has nicer teeth than me. Why would anyone laugh at my lovely teeth? — Ronaldinho Copy Share Image
In bed we laugh, in bed we cry, and born in bed, in bed we die; the near approach a bed may… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You wanna have laughs? Do what I do. When I go through a tollbooth, I keep going. I tell the guy, The… — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
I love the fact that I'm having an opportunity to make people laugh and you actually get to hear it. — Sam Elliott Copy Share Image
Heart disease is no laughing matter. After my father suffered a massive heart attack, I realized just how serious heart disease can… — Cheryl Hines Copy Share Image
When I'm writing, I look like a fool because the parts are moving through me and I'm crying and laughing and making… — Zoe Kazan Copy Share Image
You should laugh everywhere you can find even the slightest glimmer of humour. — Doug Stanhope Copy Share Image
There was so much to learn and it was all fun. But the best part was getting a laugh from an audience.… — Hal Holbrook Copy Share Image
