There's nothing like seeing the smile on my kids' faces. Laughing together. Playing. It's the best. — Mark Wahlberg Copy Share Image
Why should a woman cook? So her husband can say 'My wife makes a delicious cake' to some hooker? — Joan Rivers Copy Share Image
I don't want to push the envelope. Let the envelope stay in the middle of the table. I'll just make you laugh. — Rita Rudner Copy Share Image
Are you having problems hearing? If so, those around you already know it. Hearing loss is no laughing matter, so don't be… — Leslie Nielsen Copy Share Image
I have never been able to see life as anything but a vast complicated practical joke, and it's better to laugh than… — Robert A. Heinlein Copy Share Image
Dead bodies are such trouble,” Evie said with a little sigh, and Mabel had to turn her head away so as not… — Libba Bray Copy Share Image
Laughing at our mistakes can lengthen our own life. Laughing at someone elses can shorten it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Every day offers you 10,000 reasons to cry, but if you can find just one reason to laugh then you will be… — Maya Angelou Copy Share Image
I always have been a guy that's always smiling, always laughing. And really, my family, man. Just them right there, when I… — Chris Harris, Jr Copy Share Image
I started out performing as a little boy, I was trying to make my mother feel better and laugh because she was… — Jim Carrey Copy Share Image
In the first act, you get the audience's attention - once you have it, they will repay you in the second. Play… — Noel Coward Copy Share Image
I always wanted to make strangers and friends and family laugh. I was over ten years younger than my brothers. It was… — Gary Gulman Copy Share Image
When I did the video for "Piledriver Waltz," I was thinking about rodeo clowns, and how they're risking their lives just to… — Caitlin Rose Copy Share Image
When a woman says nothing's wrong, that means everything's wrong. And when a woman says everything's wrong, that means everything's wrong! And… — Homer Copy Share Image
When this is over...we will got to the rainforest, or a beach as white as bone. We will eat grapes from the… — Jodi Picoult Copy Share Image
Liberals don't have a sense of humor, particularly if it's about them. You can't laugh at them, you can't mock them, you… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
Phil Robertson and his family are great citizens of the State of Louisiana. The politically correct crowd is tolerant of all viewpoints,… — Bobby Jindal Copy Share Image
It's a really nice way to cut your teeth, doing live shows. It's like going to the gym because you do have… — Jessica Williams Copy Share Image
I wish I could do whatever I liked behind the curtain of “madness”. Then: I’d arrange flowers, all day long, I’d paint;… — Frida Kahlo Copy Share Image
Addie, please." More tears dripped down her cheeks. "Don't be so hard." "Oh, please," I muttered...and that was as far as I… — Jennifer Weiner Copy Share Image
Wow,” Kylie muttered, and grinned. “Yeah, wow.” Della leaned in closer. “I think Perry just grew a pair.” Kylie bit down on… — C.C. Hunter Copy Share Image
Whole-heartedn ess is a precious gift, but no one can actually give it to you. You have to find the path that… — Pema Chodron Copy Share Image
I slightly feel, having written Paraguay and Newfoundland - and both of them have developed eccentricities through isolation - I am quite… — John Gimlette Copy Share Image
It's like that old expression: "Men plan and god laughs." You sort of see that in the television world, where you have… — Vince Gilligan Copy Share Image
I like that free spirit where you can laugh together and argue. I love a writer's room. — Katie Dippold Copy Share Image
There is nothing more joyful to me than hearing a live audience laugh. Especially when I planned it that way! — Kelly Bishop Copy Share Image
A well-balanced person is one who finds both sides of an issue laughable. — Herbert V. Prochnow Copy Share Image
A minute to smile and an hour to weep in, A pint of joy to a peck of trouble, And never a… — Paul Laurence Dunbar Copy Share Image
Young love is wild and outrageous, laughing at moderation and blinding us to common sense. — H. Jackson Brown, Jr Copy Share Image
I also surround myself with people who make me laugh. If I'm not laughing, it upsets my day. — Jessie J Copy Share Image
People go to the zoo and they like the lion because it's scary. And the bear because it's intense, but the monkey… — Lorne Michaels Copy Share Image
When you have a good movie, it's hard to categorize it. It's everything. It makes you laugh, makes you cry and makes… — Ice Cube Copy Share Image
A moment passed, perhaps half a second when their faces said what they felt, and then Emma was smiling, laughing, her arms… — David Nicholls Copy Share Image
Enjoy life. Have fun. Be kind. Have worth. Have friends. Be honest. Laugh. Die with dignity. Make the most of it. It's… — Ricky Gervais Copy Share Image
I loved the old stories in National Lampoon, like the original story the movie Vacation was based on. I used to laugh… — Drew Carey Copy Share Image
It is completely usual for me to get up in the morning, take a look around, and laugh out loud. — Barbara Kingsolver Copy Share Image
I want to make the audience laugh and cry within ten seconds, to show just how close those emotions are. — Simon Neil Copy Share Image
I am a fan of whatever makes me laugh my ass off. If it happens to be a Jew joke, then it's… — Alex Borstein Copy Share Image
Sometimes laughing isn't something you do for fun. Sometimes it's a relief when you have nowhere to run. — Anurag Prakash Ray Copy Share Image
I've always thought that a big laugh is a really loud noise from the soul saying, "Ain't that the truth." — Quincy Jones Copy Share Image
