Hearing Quote by Leslie Nielsen

“Are you having problems hearing? If so, those around you already know it. Hearing loss is no laughing matter, so don't be a punchline.”

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The reason they call it 'golf' is that all the other 4 letter words were used up.

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I had always functioned with dignity, wanting to appear intelligent, macho, never vulnerable or insecure. But now I realize that... a part of these…

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It was a boy's name first.

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The violence or the vaudeville style of comedy is a technique all by itself. You get up there, and you are a comedian, and…

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Yes, it's true, I've been called the Laurence Olivier of spoofs. I guess that would make Laurence Olivier the Leslie Nielsen of Shakespeare.

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I like my sex the way I play basketball, one on one with as little dribbling as possible.

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One thing a person won't do when he's laughing is try to beat you up.

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There were 15 people in the village, including five of us. If my father arrested somebody in the winter, he'd have to wait until…

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It's not really that I've been an advocate for hearing aids for a long time, it's just that I've been losing my hearing for…

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When you see Charlie Chaplin, he stays funny. He doesn't become drama, and so what really seems to endure is comedy.

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Like a blind man at an orgy, I was going to have to feel my way through.

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If I could ever be on a Missy Elliott record, I could then die. Missy Elliott, Mary J. Blige - I love hearing them…

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My pet peeve is hearing a knock on the bathroom door followed by the familiar words, 'What are you doing in there?

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