Laughing Quotes · Page 104

I heard one cry in the night, and I heard one laugh afterwards. If I cannot forget that, I shall not be…

— M. R. James

Life is short, and time just flies by, so I love those moments when we're all sitting around the table together laughing…

— Ainsley Earhardt

The laugh-count is right up there with being diagnosed with late-stage cancer.

— David Edward

Children offer the finest expressions of openness and flexibility. They play and laugh freely, and find wonder in the smallest things.

— Deepak Chopra

That moment when you're talking to yourself and you start laughing because you're just so freaking funny!

— Anonymous

Not necessarily in the beginning, thinking I would have a career in comedy, but I was always interested in making people laugh.

— Reggie Watts

I need a girl who will put me in my place, but I also want to laugh and have a good time.

— Damian McGinty

The difference between sex and death is, death you can do alone and nobody laughs at you.

— Woody Allen

... because real thoughts come from outside and travel with us like the noodle soup we take to work; in other words,…

— Bohumil Hrabal

Did we kiss last night?" "Yes." "Well, it wasn't memorable because I have no recollection of it." He laughs. "I was kiddin'.…

— Simone Elkeles

The humor I came up with is, for the most part, a bit crude or guttural, and many people aren't going to…

— Donald Ray Pollock

You've got to be pretty confident that you're good. If I do a show and for whatever reason no one laughs, I'll…

— Aziz Ansari

I think you gotta have some humor [in your story]. People gotta have a moment to laugh and feel that it's not…

— RZA

He lunged again. This time I stood my ground and he checked his leap at the last second…and toppled sideways. I didn't…

— Kelley Armstrong

I had seen movies before that that had made me laugh, but I had never seen anything even remotely close to as…

— Joe Rogan

I like girls that have a nice smile and nice eyes. I want to date a girl who understands my busy schedule…

— Austin Mahone

I believe in pink.I believe laughing is the best calorie burner.I believe in kissing,kissing alot!I believe in being strong when everything seems…

— Rick Riordan

. . some moment happens in your life that you say yes right up to the roots of your hair, that makes…

— Frederick Buechner

But when you're in front of an audience and you make them laugh at a new idea, you're guiding the whole being…

— George Carlin

One of the things that makes me most happy about music is that I can look at a picture and see Da…

— Lil Mama

Have you ever stood where a stream spills into a river? The two become one. They laugh over the stones together, twist…

— Catherine Anderson

I don't ever see movies by myself. I always see them with other people because I want to know what works. I…

— George Lucas

The problem is, you can't tell people these things. They'll think you're crazy. And I say to myself: What can I do…

— Roberto Arlt

I just love the fact that that's the way life is. When something horrible happens, you do find yourself laughing in weird…

— Susan Sarandon

I still arrive, in order to laugh and to cry, to fear and to hope. The rhythm of my heart is the…

— Nhat Hanh

A belly laugh increases the ability of your immune system to fight infections.

— Elizabeth Taylor

Drama is easy to fool people with, but you can't trick people into laughing.

— James Ransone

In theater, one of the biggest problems when you're rehearsing comedy over and over again is that you stop laughing at each…

— Lauren Ashley Carter

Anyone who would laugh at a recital is probably some sort of lunatic anyway. I mean, only a sick, twisted mind could…

— Jerry Seinfeld

I like fearless characters, people just not afraid to do anything it takes to make people laugh.

— Dane Cook

The ability to compromise and having the ability to laugh at ourselves is huge and works well for me.

— Steve Carell

A good story should make you laugh, and a moment later break your heart.

— Chuck Palahniuk

Sometimes, I can be crying my eyes out, wanting to die, and then I'll walk by a mirror and see myself and…

— Tierra Whack

I'm an artist...The difference is that I don't tell anybody. I refuse to give them new reasons to laugh at me.

— Nikki Grimes

Laughter is the valve on the pressure cooker of life. Either you laugh and suffer, or you got your beans or brains…

— Wavy Gravy

She raised us with humor, and she raised us to understand that not everything was going to be great-but how to laugh…

— Liza Minnelli

I don't take myself too seriously. I enjoy what I do. I enjoy making people laugh.

— Larry the Cable Guy

She was like a lone angel floating above the surface of the earth, laughing with delight because she could fly but crying…

— Markus Zusak

“people do not see your pain , they just search laughing moment to laugh on you”

— Mohammed Zaki Ansari

And I exist, I roam but I don't sleep anymore I cry, laugh, scream but I don't remember why.

— Katerina Gogou