“My religion consists of laughing at myself. My motto is this: As long as there is a me, there is a reason… — C. JoyBell C Copy Share Image
“You know you may feel very sad like a child whose toy is broken; but then you know sun rises, life continues… — Mehmet Murat ildan Copy Share Image
Don't you know that I laugh because it is my last defense against tears? — Jim Fergus Copy Share Image
my 6 foot goddess makes me laugh the laughter of the mutilated who still need love... she has saved me from everything… — Charles Bukowski Copy Share Image
The world is on fire! And you are laughing? You are deep in the dark. Will you not ask for a light? — Gautama Buddha Copy Share Image
Let me give you a wonderful Zen practice. Wake up in the morning...look in the mirror, and laugh at yourself. — Bernie Glassman Copy Share Image
He smiles but rarely and watches other men to see when they laugh and then does the same. — Susanna Clarke Copy Share Image
My friends and I are the type of people who will burst out laughing in dead silence at something that happened yesterday! — Myself Copy Share Image
When people laugh at your institutions and convince you that you have to adopt theirs - adopt their dress, adopt their taste… — John Henrik Clarke Copy Share Image
You can't live a positive life with a negative mind and if you have a positive outcome you have a positive income… — Miley Cyrus Copy Share Image
Just making the crowd laugh is not really doing things for me anymore. That's just knowing how to kill; I've learned how… — Patrice O'Neal Copy Share Image
They all laugh. We all laugh. And it occurs to me that I might be meeting Tobias's true faction. They are not… — Veronica Roth Copy Share Image
People have to look to the right places for guidance. Looking at a certain type of entertainment shouldn't be where you go… — Laura Linney Copy Share Image
But she had that laugh, and the sound of it was so beautiful that when you heard it, it was as if… — Diane Setterfield Copy Share Image
They can certainly expect to be very impressed with the technical aspects of the show, fooled and led up the garden path… — Louise Jameson Copy Share Image
I feel things can always be funny, but that's probably because I have some kind of leftover childhood need to make people… — Jesse Eisenberg Copy Share Image
[Grandfather] would manufacture funnies with Grandmother before she died about how he was in love with other women who were not her.… — Jonathan Safran Foer Copy Share Image
Our legacy is really the lives we touch, the inspiration we give, altering someone's plan - if even for a moment -… — Carrie Hamilton Copy Share Image
Unfortunately, the headlights of the car were bright enough for them to see Mae's outfit quite clearly. "Oh my God," said Nick,… — Sarah Rees Brennan Copy Share Image
I'm not a comedian. I'm not a show host. I'm a musician. That's why I've turned down offers to host the Grammy… — Michael Jackson Copy Share Image
So - here I am in the dark alone, There's nobody here to see; I think to myself, I play to myself,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Nat is already laughing. We go through this every morning. She tells Nik I own a clown car. I glower at her… — Belle Aurora Copy Share Image
You can't have a bad time at Disney World. It's not allowed. They have hidden electronic surveillance cameras everywhere, and if they… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
Because he knows you have to laugh at the things that hurt you just to keep yourself in balance, just to keep… — Ken Kesey Copy Share Image
I love a confident guy and a guy that makes me laugh and who is a little hard to get. Don't be… — Nina Agdal Copy Share Image
Make him laugh and he will think you a trivial fellow, but bore him in the right way and your reputation is… — W. Somerset Maugham Copy Share Image
So we'll live, And pray, and sing, and tell old tales, and laugh at gilded butterflies. — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
You have to learn the crowd. I just pay attention to them so I can make sure I can make them laugh. — Dane Cook Copy Share Image
No one can make me cry Make me laugh Make me smile Or drive me mad like she does — Kenny Chesney Copy Share Image
Going to Catholic school was what fueled me into comedy. The nuns were so brutal so I used to try to make… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's not true unless it makes you laugh, but you don't understand it until it makes you weep. — Robert Anton Wilson Copy Share Image
When we laugh we temporarily give ourselves over to the person who makes us laugh. — Robert Orben Copy Share Image
“Her laughing was like a wave in the sea, when it landed on you it made you laugh as well.” — Stephen Kelman Copy Share Image
The young man who has not wept is a savage, and the older man who will not laugh is a fool. — George Santayana Copy Share Image
No symphony orchestra ever played music like a two-year-old girl laughing with a puppy. — Bernard Williams Copy Share Image
Breathing becomes really easy when you're laughing. It kick starts that feeling of joy. — Erykah Badu Copy Share Image
I don't think any other emotion is the equivalent of laughter. So I do whatever I can to laugh all the time… — Rashida Jones Copy Share Image
If people did not sometimes do silly things, nothing intelligent would ever get done. — Ludwig Wittgenstein Copy Share Image
Dream of a world where children can laugh and play and not be blown up by a mine they thought was a… — Desmond Tutu Copy Share Image