Laughing Quotes · Page 108

Humor keeps us alive. Humor and food. Don't forget food. You can go a week without laughing.

— Joss Whedon

That was his mother. When she wasn't crying over the breakfast cereal, she was laughing about killing herself.

— Nick Hornby

The laughs are honestly bigger, ... They are the kind of unexpected belly laughs you get with your friends during conversation.

— Drew Carey

I had to keep from laughing when a male relative of mine became concerned about how often I danced.

— Cesar Romero

It's easy to laugh at etiquette, but in a hundred years, our children's grandchildren will almost certainly be laughing at us.

— Sara Sheridan

I'm a goofy girl. I like to laugh and I like to make other people laugh.

— Gal Gadot

Life is so short. Grudges are a waste of time. Laugh when you can, apologise when you should, and trust God with…

— Nicky Gumbel

I use various soaps and hand sanitizers in the shower. I shower maybe fifteen times a day, but Thom Yorke is never…

— Thom Yorke

The old man laughed loud and joyously, shook up the details of his anatomy from head to foot, and ended by saying…

— Mark Twain

As comedians, we have the opportunity to convey a message that will have an effect. The best can make you laugh and…

— Jay Pharoah

I must be cheaper now than I was ten years ago in order to get a laugh. It's not funny now if…

— Jack Benny

It's the idea that we as people can control our own destinies. The government and the corporations, more even than the government,…

— Kathleen Hanna

I think it's that wherever I go, people are so nice to me, and they come up by the hundreds, and they…

— Adam West

TV is gratifying in the long-term. We [writers] find ourselves knowing who we can go to for a laugh, or who we…

— Michael Brandt

I think that's why Kath and Kim make me crngie so much. With the added factor of the middle class laughing at…

— Jafeth

God is a child who amuses himself, going from laughing to crying for no reason, each day reinventing the world to the…

— Anonymous

We can work, study, laugh and have fun, dance, sing, and enjoy many different experiences. These are a wonderful part of life,…

— Neil L. Andersen

I didn't want to be criticized for taking low-quality photographs, so I tried to reach the best, highest quality of photography and…

— Hiroshi Sugimoto

I'm an idiot, basically. I don't think that I'm a dumb guy, but I also realise that I have access to about…

— Bill Burr

Our bodies, speeches and minds need to be trained so that they will do anything we want. We can cry or laugh…

— Ching Hai

Criticizing people, winding them up, making idiots of them or fooling them doesn't make people with autism laugh. What makes us smile…

— Naoki Higashida

I think the way I feel when I look at Evan comes from her. In pictures taken the day she married my…

— Elizabeth Scott

There is a certain silence that can emanate from a lifeless object as from a chair lately used, or from a piano…

— Beryl Markham

The world goes on, as stupid and brutal as tomorrow as it was today. And though I am shuddering with pain, and…

— Jennifer Donnelly

Too much brilliance has its disadvantages, and misplaced wit may raise a laugh, but often beheads a topic of profound interest.

— Margot Asquith

Music bypasses the intellect, it makes you laugh, makes you cry, makes you want to dance, makes you want to have sex.

— Siobhan Fahey

We must laugh and cry, enjoy and suffer, in a word, vibrate to our full capacity … I think that’s what being…

— Gustave Flaubert

I really love comedy. I love making people laugh. But other things also appeal to me.

— Jennifer Aniston

she had a laugh that hinted it had rolled around once or twice in the mud.

— Michael Ondaatje

The moment you're laughing so hard and you try to stop, but youlook at the person and laugh again

— Anonymous

Time to write and sing, to laugh, to listen, to discover, to cry, to love music.

— Jeff Buckley

LL's a laughing stock, cause I bit that ass to the last stop. I watched you fall like Hitler fell, and now…

— Kool Moe Dee

When you're with your bestfriend laughing so hard for no reason & not caring about what's currently happening in your life.

— Anonymous

I really, really fear head injuries. But when people hit their heads in movies or fall down - I can't stop laughing.

— Rachel Zucker

I'm not elitist. I like to do crowd-pleasing stuff which is a bit smart, but is just about belly laughs.

— Steve Coogan

Nothing gets a bigger laugh than when you refer to things like ethics or human rights.

— Ron Silver

Like other kids wanted to become firemen or astronauts, I wanted to make people laugh.

— Steven Wright

This picture would always make me laugh. So I sent it to my friend, she couldn't stop laughing either. x'''D

— Anonymous

Temptation likes best those who think they have a natural immunity, for it may laugh all the harder when they succumb.

— Catherynne M. Valente

Donald [Trump] is a charming person. He can be fun. He can make you laugh. But he can turn on you. And…

— Ted Cruz