People are very afraid. In my country, you had a corrupt party who sabotaged an amazing candidate Bernie Sanders who was stronger… — El-P Copy Share Image
And I think that being able to make people laugh and write a book that's funny makes the information go down a… — Al Franken Copy Share Image
That's when you're laughing the hardest because you're not really in character. You're just trying to learn the moves, but once they… — Malin Akerman Copy Share Image
My brother has ADD, which is weird because he drives a Ford Focus. I told my brother that joke but he didn't… — Zach Galifianakis Copy Share Image
I'm an artist...The difference is that I don't tell anybody. I refuse to give them new reasons to laugh at me. — Nikki Grimes Copy Share Image
I am tired of tears and laughter, And men that laugh and weep Of what may come hereafter For men that sow… — Algernon Charles Swinburne Copy Share Image
I can make people laugh at the drop of a dime. God's given me that ability. — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
Any one who has common sense will remember that the bewilderments of the eyes are of two kinds, and arise from two… — Plato Copy Share Image
Laugh like mad, and you'll figure out the answers to the most difficulties in life. — Akila Sultana Copy Share Image
Children offer the finest expressions of openness and flexibility. They play and laugh freely, and find wonder in the smallest things. — Deepak Chopra Copy Share Image
I have had some sorry-ass looks, but I'm the first one to laugh. I'm either to credit or to blame for the… — Jon Bon Jovi Copy Share Image
The first thing you'd have to do is be able to actually prove this linkage here, that there is an effort to… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
My friends tell me that I've calmed down, that I seem more centered. I don't know, I think my inner self was… — Chris Kattan Copy Share Image
I've always liked the fact that I could make people laugh at crazy stuff that has happened to me. If it makes… — Sherri Shepherd Copy Share Image
Their bedroom has always been our sanctuary. Sometimes at night we'll end up on their bed just talking. My dad will be… — Melina Marchetta Copy Share Image
A good, real, unrestrained, hearty laugh is a sort of glorified internal massage, performed rapidly and automatically. It manipulates and revitalizes corners… — Abraham Lincoln Copy Share Image
You know, I keep having this really weird feeling that you’re going to take me someplace later and tie me up so… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
Whoever I hang out with, I want to be able to laugh with. I just want to be able to have a… — Steven R. McQueen Copy Share Image
They never let Rider [Strong] and I do scenes together because we would look at each other and start laughing, — Will Friedle Copy Share Image
One of the most modern pretenders to inspiration is the Book of Mormon. I could not blame you should you laugh outright… — Charles Spurgeon Copy Share Image
You can spill drinks on me, even spit on me. I'll just laugh about it. But If you dare to hurt my… — Eiichiro Oda Copy Share Image
The thing that struck me is so many people that said, "Hey, I've been watching you since I was 12, and I'm… — Tim Heidecker Copy Share Image
I remember running down a road on my way to a nursery of flowers. I remember her smile and her laugh when… — Jennifer Niven Copy Share Image
The joy of motherhood comes in moments. ... Families need unstructured time when relationships can deepen and real parenting can take place.… — M. Russell Ballard Copy Share Image
Drink and dance and laugh and lie, Love, the reeling midnight through, For tomorrow we shall die! (But, alas, we never do.) — Dorothy Parker Copy Share Image
When I was young, everyone laughed at me when I said that I wanted to be a professional basketball player...now it's my… — Allen Iverson Copy Share Image
I met this amazing person, and we realized we had very similar views on how we wanted to live our lives. It’s… — Angelina Jolie Copy Share Image
We could make this work, you know." "I will knee you in the groin." "I could give you a night you will… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
I have always been the first on the dance floor. Before fame, people thought it made me a good laugh; now, people… — Jessie J Copy Share Image
If we live long enough, we may even get over war. I imagine a time when somebody will mention the word war… — Maya Angelou Copy Share Image
O how I laugh when I think of my vague indefinite riches. No run on my bank can drain it, for my… — Henry David Thoreau Copy Share Image
Wouldn't it be nice if all the people who are lonesome could live in one big dormitory, sleep in beds next to… — Lenny Bruce Copy Share Image
Inviting people to laugh with you while you are laughing at yourself is a good thing to do. You may be a… — Carl Reiner Copy Share Image
The real issues I don't think most people touch. The Clinton jokes are all about Monica Lewinsky and all that stuff and… — Tom Lehrer Copy Share Image
As much as I would love to be a person that goes to parties and has a couple of drinks and has… — Daniel Radcliffe Copy Share Image
You can't expect everyone to laugh or applaud you for doing edgy things. Sometimes you'll miss. But I think comedians are artists… — Anthony Jeselnik Copy Share Image
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