A hearty laugh gives one a dry cleaning, while a good cry is a wet wash — Puzant Kevork Thomajan Copy Share Image
Everyone knows what falling in love is like but being in love is what people have lost. That intimacy to be in… — Mark Polish Copy Share Image
When Liam stepped forward again, Derek's arm shot around me , a growl vibrating up from his stomach. Liam put his hand… — Kelley Armstrong Copy Share Image
For the first two movies, I had a huge crush on Tom Felton. He was my first crush. He totally knows. We… — Emma Watson Copy Share Image
Things that are really offensive make me laugh because I like things that push the envelope, go out on a limb, and… — Courteney Cox Copy Share Image
Im grateful for my health, glad Im making people laugh, glad my wife still likes me after a lotta years, grateful my… — David Alan Basche Copy Share Image
The sun looks down on nothing half so good as a household laughing together over a meal. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
At the end of the day, audiences just want to laugh and be entertained. They want to escape from their reality, and… — Brett Ratner Copy Share Image
Samuel Beckett's 'Waiting for Godot,' billed as 'the laugh sensation of two continents,' made its American debut at the Coconut Grove Playhouse,… — John Lahr Copy Share Image
Creating a meal for my friends and family, sitting together, eating, laughing and talking - that is when I am so happy.… — Gwyneth Paltrow Copy Share Image
There's not really much destruction in New York besides the weather and it's a natural force so it's not like any destruction.… — Roland Emmerich Copy Share Image
It is easy to forget that the most important aspect of comedy, after all, its great saving grace, is its ambiguity. You… — Stephen Fry Copy Share Image
I think only things that are personal to us offend us. It's always bizarre when people who would normally laugh at an… — Jim Jefferies Copy Share Image
There are so many people that have come up to me during our shows and tell me: 'The hour that we are… — Miley Cyrus Copy Share Image
Only a short time ago, I learned that people laughed at me. Now I can see that unknowingly I joined them in… — Daniel Keyes Copy Share Image
Mothers who know do less. They permit less of what will not bear good fruit eternally. They allow less media in their… — Julie B. Beck Copy Share Image
If you call me a comedian I will be very grateful. I will thank you profoundly. No, I love doing comedy. It's… — Betty White Copy Share Image
Well, anybody can be a straight man if he hears well. You just have to wait for laughs. A straight man just… — George Burns Copy Share Image
The smell of roses, my children's bright eyes and smiles, laughing with my husband, walking on the beach, using my hands to… — Lisa Loeb Copy Share Image
I already have a plan." Celie said, raising her hand as she would with her tutor. "Do you?" Rolf's eyes gleamed. "What… — Jessica Day George Copy Share Image
I love a confident guy and a guy that makes me laugh and who is a little hard to get. Don't be… — Nina Agdal Copy Share Image
You were intended not only to work, but to rest, laugh, play, and have proper leisure and enjoyment. To develop an all-around… — Grenville Kleiser Copy Share Image
I used to like eating frozen corn straight out of the bag. But I also love microwaving frozen corn and adding butter… — Thu Tran Copy Share Image
As for movies, what's great about comedy is that if your movie gets laughs and makes money, you have freedom. — Adam McKay Copy Share Image
Fun drunks make a nice addition to any party. Not looking to fight. Not looking to score. Just looking to get drunk… — Jay Asher Copy Share Image
I really loved my dogs. Everyone laughs at me for it, but it's true. The time I spent with them, running, hunting,… — Marie Phillips Copy Share Image
Improv requires your audience to be informed about what improv is. With stand-up, anybody can sit down and watch stand-up and laugh… — Kurt Braunohler Copy Share Image
The man who can make others laugh secures more votes for a measure than the man who forces them to think. — Malcolm De Chazal Copy Share Image
Donald Trump is not intimidated by the media, and he's not frightened by them, and in fact he loves toying with them.… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
Whenever something happens that makes me laugh or if I remember something in the middle of the night that I want to… — Tori Spelling Copy Share Image
There's nowhere I won't go. As long as it's horribly, horribly true and/or wrong. — Louis C. K Copy Share Image
I go in the sea as little as I can. If there's a girl and I have to accompany her, then obviously… — Marc Marquez Copy Share Image
Investigators have discovered that dogs can laugh, which can't be too big of a surprise. — Tony Snow Copy Share Image
Posterity will one day laugh at the foolishness of modern materialistic philosophers. — Louis Pasteur Copy Share Image
Never laugh at anyone's dream. People who don't have dreams don't have much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A human being should beware how he laughs, for then he shows all his faults. — Ralph Waldo Emerson Copy Share Image
Everyone on the bus can laugh at me, and I'll be like, 'Screw you guys: I look good!' — Amy Lee Copy Share Image
