Laughing Quotes · Page 95

Humor keeps us alive. Humor and food. Don't forget food. You can go a week without laughing.

— Joss Whedon

In a cruel land, you either learned to laugh at cruelty or spent your life weeping.

— Robert Jordan

Optimism isnt funny unless you are laughing at the person, whereas extreme pessimism is extremely funny. Its exaggeration.

— Steve Toltz

They are not embarrassed to cry with you when you are hurting or laugh with you when you make a fool of…

— Bob Marley

If you can really laugh at yourself loud and hard every time you fall, people will think you're drunk.

— Conan O'Brien

Donald [Trump] is a charming person. He can be fun. He can make you laugh. But he can turn on you. And…

— Ted Cruz

Life is short. You have to be able to laugh at our pain or we never move on.

— Jeff Ross

Temptation likes best those who think they have a natural immunity, for it may laugh all the harder when they succumb.

— Catherynne M. Valente

Giant Wimbleweather burst into one of those not very intelligent laughs to which the nicer sort of Giants are so liable. He…

— Anonymous

Life is so tough. I don't know how old you are, but I've seen so much in a wink. One phone call…

— Joan Rivers

Rick Perry is the perfect candidate for those who thought George W. Bush was just too dang cerebral. And Adios, Mofo is…

— Paul Begala

I always laugh the hardest at the stuff you see in day-to-day life. It's great when somebody can tell a joke that…

— Luke Wilson

The only pressure comes form myself. I put pressure on myself at first just because I was intimidated. When I made Amy…

— Aubrey Plaza

You're free to join us, but only if you promise not to stare at the new kid." Miles laughs. "Staring is very…

— Alyson Noel

I have one of those very loud, stupid laughs. I mean if I ever sat behind myself in a movie or something,…

— Anonymous

I went home every night to New Jersey - or most nights - and to help with the six-grade math homework or…

— Kellyanne Conway

I think British men build up the idea of us French girls having some magic extra sex appeal so much, they lose…

— Eva Green

Catharsis isn't art. You can't rely on catharsis to get a laugh. Because guess what? People do laugh when something's shocking, but…

— Mindy Kaling

I always think it's just best to just make stuff and to carry on making stuff, even if it's not off your…

— Alice Lowe

[Ognev] recalled endless, heated, purely Russian arguments, when the wranglers, spraying spittle and banging their fists on the table, fail to understand…

— Anton Chekhov

Idiots are very very clear - clear in the sense that they do not have the intelligence to feel confusion. To feel…

— Anonymous

Nonsense wakes up the brain cells. And it helps develop a sense of humor, which is awfully important in this day and…

— Dr. Seuss

I have seen something like it happen in battle. A man was coming at me, I at him, to kill. Then came…

— Anonymous

Movies are the biggest export in the world, the biggest American export. It influences people all over the world. Music and movies.…

— Brett Ratner

This picture would always make me laugh. So I sent it to my friend, she couldn't stop laughing either. x'''D

— Anonymous

Like other kids wanted to become firemen or astronauts, I wanted to make people laugh.

— Steven Wright

Nothing gets a bigger laugh than when you refer to things like ethics or human rights.

— Ron Silver

I'm not elitist. I like to do crowd-pleasing stuff which is a bit smart, but is just about belly laughs.

— Steve Coogan

When you're with your bestfriend laughing so hard for no reason & not caring about what's currently happening in your life.

— Anonymous

LL's a laughing stock, cause I bit that ass to the last stop. I watched you fall like Hitler fell, and now…

— Kool Moe Dee

Time to write and sing, to laugh, to listen, to discover, to cry, to love music.

— Jeff Buckley

I really, really fear head injuries. But when people hit their heads in movies or fall down - I can't stop laughing.

— Rachel Zucker

I really love comedy. I love making people laugh. But other things also appeal to me.

— Jennifer Aniston

The moment you're laughing so hard and you try to stop, but youlook at the person and laugh again

— Anonymous

she had a laugh that hinted it had rolled around once or twice in the mud.

— Michael Ondaatje

I get just as much of a thrill out of constructing a good sentence that gets a laugh at the end as…

— Julian Clary

Televison allows thousands of people to laugh at the same joke and still remain alone.

— Bertrand Russell

Everyone on the bus can laugh at me, and I'll be like, 'Screw you guys: I look good!'

— Amy Lee

If you ever fall down, I'll always be there for you to pick you up, but only after I finish laughing

— Raj

Action can make you laugh. But just because you are glad. Even if there is no meaning.

— Jean-Luc Godard