You should laugh everywhere you can find even the slightest glimmer of humour. — Doug Stanhope Copy Share Image
There was so much to learn and it was all fun. But the best part was getting a laugh from an audience.… — Hal Holbrook Copy Share Image
Why should a woman cook? So her husband can say 'My wife makes a delicious cake' to some hooker? — Joan Rivers Copy Share Image
There's nothing like seeing the smile on my kids' faces. Laughing together. Playing. It's the best. — Mark Wahlberg Copy Share Image
When I'm writing, I look like a fool because the parts are moving through me and I'm crying and laughing and making… — Zoe Kazan Copy Share Image
Heart disease is no laughing matter. After my father suffered a massive heart attack, I realized just how serious heart disease can… — Cheryl Hines Copy Share Image
I love the fact that I'm having an opportunity to make people laugh and you actually get to hear it. — Sam Elliott Copy Share Image
No one has nicer teeth than me. Why would anyone laugh at my lovely teeth? — Ronaldinho Copy Share Image
I love having made a film and watching it when it affects audiences in a positive way. It was always fun for… — Sydney Pollack Copy Share Image
Basically I'm a female human being with brown hair, enjoy precision, reading the news, eating delicious food with my delicious friends and… — Tig Notaro Copy Share Image
I remember certain people in the audience laughing and I wanted to ask: 'What are you laughing at? This isn't funny.' Now… — Jim Dale Copy Share Image
They told me I would find it difficult to find work because of the way that I look and they weren't wrong.… — Gwendoline Christie Copy Share Image
I'd rather get a good clean laugh with good material, than an easy laugh by swearing or shocking. That's not clever or… — Jim Dale Copy Share Image
I used to love Kurt Cobain, when he was telling people we're a pop band. People would laugh, they thought of it… — Bono Copy Share Image
We laughed a lot. That's one thing we forgot about for a few years - laughing. When we went through all the… — George Harrison Copy Share Image
I found myself very lost after 'The Partridge Family,' and I lost my dad and I lost my manager, and I lived… — David Cassidy Copy Share Image
“Pray, what are you laughing at?” inquired the Rocket; “I am not laughing.” “I am laughing because I am happy,” replied the… — Oscar Wilde Copy Share Image
Well, possibly," I said, feeling my lips twitch again. "But maybe first you would tell us why you chose to manifest yourself… — Katie MacAlister Copy Share Image
I first started acting in primary school, just doing little plays. And from the moment I began, something just went 'click' inside… — Sally Hawkins Copy Share Image
Find someone who makes you laugh, allows you to be silly & be yourself, loves you when your at your best but… — Michelle Morse Copy Share Image
Daughter, I want you to form the most intense, loving relationship with yourself. Only then will you realize your capacity for kindness… — Diriye Osman Copy Share Image
Half of me is this wacked-out comedienne who will do anything for a buck and a laugh. Well, at least for a… — Faith Prince Copy Share Image
What a laugh, though. To think that one human being could ever really know another. You could get used to each other,… — Orson Scott Card Copy Share Image
The left wants to transform America away from founding ideals, and this is it. And they know it. And they're doing everything… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
You wanna have laughs? Do what I do. When I go through a tollbooth, I keep going. I tell the guy, The… — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
In bed we laugh, in bed we cry, and born in bed, in bed we die; the near approach a bed may… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Satan laughs at our toil, mocks at our wisdom, but trembles when we pray. — Samuel Chadwick Copy Share Image
If I'm making myself laugh, I figure most of my readers will be amused as well. — Jim C. Hines Copy Share Image
“Laughing without laughing is only possible with the laughing of the eyes!” — Mehmet Murat ildan Copy Share Image
“Somewhere between the smiles, the laughing, the fights about nothing, and all our jokes, I fell in love.” — Dawn Williams Copy Share Image
All that I'm ever after is a life full of laughter, as long as I'm laughing with you. — James Copy Share Image
My family were hitters. If you made them laugh, they didn't hit you. My dad wouldn't hit me if I got him… — Roseanne Barr Copy Share Image
I could hear him laughing. Son of a bit*h. I would kill him. I didn't care if he was coyote or the… — Patricia Briggs Copy Share Image
Whoever designed this frigging map was having a laugh. Just around the corner, my arse. — Freya Stark Copy Share Image
Oh, womanly sympathy, love AND food?" I said, laughing. "Don't want a lot, do you? — Diana Gabaldon Copy Share Image
I seen a baby cry seconds later he laughs... the beauty of life, the pain never lasts. — J. Cole Copy Share Image
The real reason your pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see him laughing at you. — Phyllis Diller Copy Share Image
And the goal really is to make the audience laugh, to bring them some joy. — Todd Barry Copy Share Image
Making my family laugh when I was little - it became an addiction. It was a kind of survival. — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
Just because something makes you smile or laugh ... doesn't mean it's a joke. — David Rees Copy Share Image