Cat Quote by Jayma Mays

Went pretend ice skating on ice in a parking lot and my friend Chelsea fell on ice and I started laughing then I walked…

— Shay

I was in a play in elementary school and had to jump up and run away. I was nervous and tripped and fell down…

— Sherman Hemsley

My cat is completely blind. I am watching her now, sweet-pea that is, circling the kitchen floor and bumping into the kitchen chairs. She…

— Jann Arden

She unwrapped the blanket when she came in my door. You were inside it. She set you down on the floor and you started…

— Cassandra Clare

I laughed more in the hospital than I ever have in my life, making fun of all the weird things that were happening to…

— Christina Applegate

If your cat falls out of a tree, go indoors to laugh.

— Pat Hitchcock

I remember when I was a teenager thinking my girlfriend was cheating on me, and going around riling myself up. Pretending to cry. It…

— Robert Pattinson

In high school, I was doing a skit for forensics and people started laughing, more than I was prepared to deal with. It was…

— Kristen Schaal

When I was younger, my sister thought it was funny to pretend to punch me in the face because my mom was concerned about…

— Amy Adams

Tonight I walked around the pond scaring frogs; a couple of them jumped off, going, in effect, eek, and most grunted, and the pond…

— Annie Dillard

Riding down the path on the back of a giraffe, me and the giraffe laughed cause I passed some gas.

— Red Hot Chili Peppers

I remember doing this little physical gesture of holding up my foot and having my foot wave around while I held my ankle. It…

— Paul Rust