Quote by Red Hot Chili Peppers

This morning I was laughing at my cat who was running up the stairs and slipped, and pretended like it didn't happen.

— Jayma Mays

We were playing a fair, and a few people were handing me stuffed animals and flowers, but one person handed me a paper sack.…

— Blake Shelton

A vet! I started laughing weakly and had to sit on the edge of the tub. A vet. Wait till they found out how…

— James Patterson

I saw a giraffe with a short neck That was sad Or a deer

— Bo Burnham

I was six years old and in a show-and-tell session at school. The teacher had brought coconut shells, and said if you click them…

— Omid Djalili

“I am an evil Giraffe.”

— Eddie Izzard

“Sometimes you just need to throw on your giraffe shirt and stick your neck out to help someone who needs it!”

— Brenda Lochinger

I had a moment - and I don't know if it was funny, necessarily, but I realized the effect I could have on people…

— Lennon Parham

When I was five years old I was on a merry go round. There was a gunshot nearby. The horses stampeded. There I was…

— Steven Wright

I was long and lanky like a giraffe.

— Leighton Vander Esch

You know what really sucks? A giraffe with a pain in his neck.

— DaniAlla And Her BFF

“My big studly giraffe." "My little horny monkey.”

— Jim Provenzano