Writing about the indignities of old age: the daunting stairway to the restaurant restroom, the benefits of a wheelchair in airports and… — John Mortimer Copy Share Image
Merciful heaven, Thou rather with thy sharp and sulphurous bolt Splits the unwedgeable and gnarled oak Than the soft myrtle; but man,… — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
For some reason, people value being scared less than they value laughing. — Jason Blum Copy Share Image
So far, I've only sailed in the Caribbean. I've sailed the Virgin Island and The Grenadines. I liked all that. We charted… — Bill Murray Copy Share Image
Emily [Blunt] is such a giggler, she has such a positive life force about her and she's so giggly in a naughty… — Jacki Weaver Copy Share Image
If there be any among those common objects of hatred I do contemn and laugh at, it is that great enemy of… — Thomas Browne Copy Share Image
When I was a child, I wanted to watch things that made me laugh. It's attacking boredom, as simple as that. I… — Dylan Moran Copy Share Image
Are you a vegetarian?' I ask, based on the evidence in front of me. She nods. 'Why?' 'Because I have this theory… — David Levithan Copy Share Image
The woman let out an expansive laugh that resounded through the house like a spray of broken glass. — Gabriel Garcia Marquez Copy Share Image
A good friend will help you up when you fall. A best friend will laugh and try to trip you again. -… — Tamora Pierce Copy Share Image
Cato, being scurrilously treated by a low and vicious fellow, quietly said to him, "A contest between us is very unequal, for… — Seneca the Younger Copy Share Image
Everything is funnier in retrospect, funnier and prettier and cooler. You can laugh at anything from far enough away. — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
Trust me when you read the script for Bad Santa 2 I knew exactly what I was getting myself into. I read… — Christina Hendricks Copy Share Image
We'de have to get in and get out the hard way; and if we made a mistake, there was no telling what… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
Any time you can be with like-minded people, laughing or crying over the same joke or the same scene... For me, it's… — Michael De Luca Copy Share Image
At the end of the day, even if my part is a bit goofy, the key thing is that I'm doing what… — Eugene Levy Copy Share Image
When you are totally depressed, you should try giggling. Just make yourself laugh. Force yourself to laugh. — Yoko Ono Copy Share Image
One inch of joy surmounts of grief a span, Because to laugh is proper to the man. — Francois Rabelais Copy Share Image
Knowledge is more than equivalent to force. The master of mechanics laughs at strength. — Samuel Johnson Copy Share Image
I have to laugh when I think of the first cigar, because it was probably just a bunch of rolled-up tobacco leaves. — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
During last night's Republican debate, Mike Huckabee got a big laugh when he said that Congress has been spending money like John… — Conan O'Brien Copy Share Image
The spirit of a warrior is not geared to indulging and complaining, nor is it geared to winning or losing. The spirit… — Carlos Castaneda Copy Share Image
You know what make me laugh? Good, clean, honest humor. Not-trying-to-be-funny humor. — Redman Copy Share Image
God laughs on two occasions. He laughs when the physician says to the patient's mother, 'Don't be afraid, mother; I shall certainly… — Ramakrishna Copy Share Image
America is said to have the highest per capita boredom of any spot on earth! We know that because we have the… — Billy Graham Copy Share Image
Primitive societies, or social groupings, had shamans, and some of them even more recent in time. Shamans were tricksters. There was a… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
I had a pretty regular childhood, with a rad mum who taught me to love reading and thinking and laughing, and (as… — Brooke Fraser Copy Share Image
The Morganville in her wanted to tell people to go home and be safe, but she knew that was verging on crazy.… — Rachel Caine Copy Share Image
Catholics and Protestants are fighting with one another... while the enemy of Aryan humanity and all Christendom is laughing up his sleeve. — Adolf Hitler Copy Share Image
Eventually all things fall into place. Until then, laugh at the confusion, live for the moments, and know EVERYTHING HAPPENS FOR A… — Albert Schweitzer Copy Share Image
Will a day come when the race will detect the funniness of these juvenilities and laugh at them—and by laughing at them… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
Everyone has sadness-I just get mine out in my music so that I can laugh and joke and flirt with you! — Sam Smith Copy Share Image
Time to live, time to lie, time to laugh, and time to die. Take it easy baby. Take it as it comes. — Jim Morrison Copy Share Image
Today While the blossoms still cling to the vine I'll taste your strawberries I'll drink your sweet wine A million tomorrows shall… — John Denver Copy Share Image