“I think that God's got a sick sense of humour, and when I die I expect to find him laughing.” — Depeche Mode Copy Share Image
Someone who makes you laugh is a comedian. Someone who makes you think and then laugh is a humorist. — George Burns Copy Share Image
Since attaining the full use of my reason no one has ever heard me laugh. — Lord Chesterfield Copy Share Image
Some people just derive great joy from making other people laugh. And I do, but I don't feel like I need to… — Steve Carell Copy Share Image
Whether we laugh or cry, the days are going to pass by. So why not choose to laugh? — Mata Amritanandamayi Copy Share Image
sometimes it's better to bunk a class & enjoy with friends, coz today when I look back, marks never make me laugh… — Abdul Kalam Copy Share Image
Years ago I was a runway model, and I used to get laughs. I thought it was a joke anyway — Nora Dunn Copy Share Image
It's so great to be able to make people laugh, because this is so often how we get our selves back. — Anne Lamott Copy Share Image
You silly humans make me laugh when you say you're 'not looking for a relationship right now' -as if you had a… — Carlos Salinas de Gortari Copy Share Image
What is it about business that makes us laugh - when things go wrong, which they do all the time (why, I… — Ronnie Apteker Copy Share Image
God shall not pity them but laugh at their calamity. The righteous company in heaven shall rejoice in the execution of God's… — Thomas Boston Copy Share Image
Humor can make a serious difference. In the workplace, at home, in all areas of life - looking for a reason to… — Steve Goodier Copy Share Image
Going from crying to laughing that fast and hard happens maybe five times in your life and that extreme right turn is… — Amy Poehler Copy Share Image
I'm pretty good at getting over people throwing stuff at me. If you've been doing stand up long enough you know how… — Chris Rock Copy Share Image
Taboo was kind of celebrating trash, the kind of records you secretly loved, like Yes Sir, I Can Boogie, by Baccara [laughs]… — Boy George Copy Share Image
If you're older, you're smarter. I just believe that. If you're in an argument with someone older than you, you should listen… — Louis C. K Copy Share Image
I've got some great guy friends. They can start out as crushes. But when you realize something isn't going to happen, you… — Courteney Cox Copy Share Image
Nothing is funnier than unhappiness, I grant you that… Yes, yes, it's the most comical thing in the world. And we laugh,… — Samuel Beckett Copy Share Image
There is continual spring, and harvest there Continual, both meeting at one time: For both the boughs do laughing blossoms bear, And… — Edmund Spenser Copy Share Image
Contrasting British servicemen and women with the appeasers, it is hard not to laugh. Are these two sides even the same species,… — Julie Burchill Copy Share Image
It is not a terrible thing to a wretched soul, when it shall lie roaring perpetually in the flames of hell, and… — Richard Baxter Copy Share Image
“This year, mend a quarrel. Seek out a forgotten friend. Dismiss suspicion and replace it with trust. Write a letter. Give a… — Howard W. Hunter Copy Share Image
I love a man with a great sense of humor and who is intelligent - a man who has a great smile.… — Nicole Scherzinger Copy Share Image
I wrote a mad, passionate letter to the best restaurant in the UK, Le Gavroche in London, and asked if I could… — Paul Rankin Copy Share Image
In his 30 years of broadcasting and publishing fiction, Garrison Keillor has set the laugh bar pretty high. — Jane Smiley Copy Share Image
Grudges are a waste of perfect happiness. Laugh..apologiz e..let go of what you can't change. — George Carlin Copy Share Image
Laugh my friend, for laughter ignites a fire within the pit of your belly and awakens your being. — Stella McCartney Copy Share Image
I had a wet dream last night...i pissed myself laughing when you fell off a cliff — Ana Copy Share Image
I've been a poser for f--ing years. I say, pose your arse off. You know, have a laugh. — Billy Connolly Copy Share Image
Acting is like free therapy! Trying to make people laugh or cry can be inspiring. — Julianne Hough Copy Share Image
Posterity will one day laugh at the foolishness of modern materialistic philosophers. — Louis Pasteur Copy Share Image
If your husband expects you to laugh, do so; if he expects you to cry, don't; if you don't know what he… — Mignon McLaughlin Copy Share Image
Ten years from now you'll laugh at whatever's stressing you out today. So why not laugh now? — Tony Robbins Copy Share Image
If you can't laugh at yourself, then how can you laugh at anybody else? I think people see the human side of… — Payne Stewart Copy Share Image
I have to laugh when I think of the first cigar, because it was probably just a bunch of rolled-up tobacco leaves. — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
I'm the kind of girl who will burst out laughing because of something that happened the day before. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm the type of person that will burst out laughing in dead silence over something that happened yesterday. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I like guys who are honest and funny. Looks come and go; I want to be 65 years old and laughing with… — Jessica Lowndes Copy Share Image
I know people went to laugh at my bed and to jeer at it. Still, at least they actually went to see… — Tracey Emin Copy Share Image