Every moment of life is unique-a kiss, a sunset, a dance, a joke. None will ever recur in quite the same way.… — Stephen Nachmanovitch Copy Share Image
I remember as a boy when the conversation on civil rights was won in the South. I remember a time when one… — Al Gore Copy Share Image
The best comedy comes from having real moments, heart and all. You can't just have people making jokes over and over and… — Molly Gordon Copy Share Image
Teacher : whoever answers my next question, can go home. One boy throws his bag out the window Teacher : who just… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's pretty easy to hear what people are physically responding to versus what's just flat as a pancake in the room when… — Elizabeth Banks Copy Share Image
I think the jokes would have been a bit broader and a bit more obvious in terms of the day-to-day of country… — Simon Pegg Copy Share Image
I love Los Angeles. I love when people make fun of it. I think, 'Good, don't come.' All the jokes about it… — Mary McCormack Copy Share Image
I don't know, maybe I'm immature, but I still find it funny if I dump cold water on my girlfriend when she's… — Daniel Tosh Copy Share Image
All womankind, from the highest to the lowest love jokes; the difficulty is to know how they choose to have them cut;… — Laurence Sterne Copy Share Image
The incarnation is “a kind of vast joke whereby the Creator of the ends of the earth comes among us in diapers… — Frederick Buechner Copy Share Image
“Well, what, what new thing can they say to me that I don't know myself? And is that the point? The point… — Fyodor Dostoyevsky Copy Share Image
I was always pretty broad. I've had a couple bad experiences. One time, I showed up late for a gig in Brooklyn… — Nick Swardson Copy Share Image
teenagers are never joking. when seeking to prove a point, principals and teachers should remember that teenagers are never, ever sarcasic or… — David Levithan Copy Share Image
Brad Pitt is great fun. He jokes around all the time and has a real quality about him. On set the director… — Jason Flemyng Copy Share Image
I would have done well as a gypsy child, I think. A circus baby. I coulda played a great street urchin or… — Natasha Lyonne Copy Share Image
When I worked with Chevy Chase, Michael Ritchie would say, "Just ad lib and try to break me up. Just insult me.… — Tim Matheson Copy Share Image
I have a lot of people in my life who are truly ridiculous characters, and they're very, very funny people, but they… — Emile Hirsch Copy Share Image
That's how myths are born. Out of our carelessness, out of our tattered nerves, out of jokes that go wrong and flashy… — Sergei Lukyanenko Copy Share Image
I don't really like jokes in a way. I mean gags are fine but I like weird moments where what you have… — Noel Fielding Copy Share Image
I'm pretty goofy and I make a lot of dumb jokes - life is too short to be serious, so I guess… — Cory Monteith Copy Share Image
I'll be 50 years old tomorrow and that means, among other things, that now Bob Dole can start telling jokes about me. — David Letterman Copy Share Image
I'm not original, but I strive toward it as much as possible. I tried really hard on Weekend Update to do something… — Norm MacDonald Copy Share Image
I needed time to stand back and go through a lot more experience in life. Then I have something to write about,… — Howie Mandel Copy Share Image
There has to be irony, both in design and in the objects. I see around me a professional disease of taking everything… — Achille Castiglioni Copy Share Image
As you go on you realize "Okay I know how to get laughs but am I saying things I want to say?… — Baron Vaughn Copy Share Image
Pain is beyond reason, an obliterating giant stupidity to which all your history of jokes and nuance and ideas and caresses is… — Glen Duncan Copy Share Image
Friends are everything. They're people you can tell anything to, do fun stuff with, laugh at the same jokes with, who understand… — Randi Reisfeld Copy Share Image
I'm just not the outgoing bubble of energy. But if I know you, it's different. Practical jokes. Have fun. I'm not looking… — Eric Dickerson Copy Share Image
There were plenty of times some writers would make some kind of stupid joke to each other and then it was on… — Jon Glaser Copy Share Image
A lot of people would flee from what they think is award-show cheesiness, and I don't. I often joke that my speeches… — Tom Hanks Copy Share Image
Try this out make say 3 words in in english mumble some spainish and combine it with a beat... There you go… — Kevin McCarty Copy Share Image
Most of my comedy is accidental, I would say. If I don't know what the joke is, I'm going to play it… — Aya Cash Copy Share Image
I keep to a minimum dialect, in-jokes about football (soccer) teams and soap opera characters, so as not to lose North American… — Peter Robinson Copy Share Image
I feel very comfortable in my own skin. When someone makes jokes about me being heavy, it makes me mad. It's not… — Amy Schumer Copy Share Image
I had a capitalist try to explain capitalism to me, so I said I will show you what a capitalist is, I… — Jeremy Limn Copy Share Image
Boys from my generation all love Jim Carrey! But you know, just being in his house with him and pitching jokes that… — John Francis Daley Copy Share Image
the announcement that you are going to tell a good story (and the chuckle that precedes it) is always a dangerous opening. — Margot Asquith Copy Share Image
If parents snicker at racial and gender jokes, another generation will pass on the poison adults still have not had the courage… — Marian Wright Edelman Copy Share Image
“We are sometimes depressed by our failure to convince people who strongly believe that we are that we are definitely not depressed.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
I think it's really important to be kind, especially to people whose lives are grim - I try hard to cheer people… — Jo Brand Copy Share Image
