I joke that DIY is my therapy, but it really is, it's my way of relaxing. — Andi Dorfman Copy Share Image
When I'm writing the book I'm laughing at just how overblown the characters seemed. How full of himself he seems. But I… — Jhonen Vasquez Copy Share Image
I like people who I can occasionally have really deep conversations with, and at the same time joke around with them. — Ritu Copy Share Image
We're used to a story in modern terms as an information delivery device. Certainly on television and even with the studio films,… — Noah Hawley Copy Share Image
“Because he has finally realized that it is it and not him that is loved by the woman he loves, many a… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
Once an actor told me he went to the Shakespeare School of Acting, and I said, 'I went to the Shakespeare of… — Michael Clarke Duncan Copy Share Image
When things get so absurd and so stupid and so ridiculous that you just can't bear it, you cannot help but turn… — David Byrne Copy Share Image
It's like that Simpsons joke - they're filming a cow in a movie and they go, 'OK, we'll tape a bunch of… — Ian Williams Copy Share Image
My men's clothes are traditional. I don't buy trendy clothes. I buy updated classics double breasted, three-piece suits; slacks and either T-shirts… — Divine Copy Share Image
I take a lot of pride in managing to be funny without having a victim at the end of my joke. I… — Ross Mathews Copy Share Image
I've realized that I can never not do the nail salon joke, and I will have to talk about Bon Qui Qui… — Anjelah Johnson Copy Share Image
I watch children a great deal; their idea is that rules are always negotiable, whereas you absolutely cannot joke at the airport… — Natalie Jeremijenko Copy Share Image
If I can write a joke about something that happened that was awful, it's like OK that happened and I have this… — Taylor Tomlinson Copy Share Image
Any comic is a very good actor. Look at Don Rickles. He is saying the same joke every night for 20 years… — Joan Rivers Copy Share Image
“We would not be ashamed of doing some of the things we do in private, if the number of sane human beings… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
Somebody will occasionally give me a line or a tag or something like that. It's rare that someone will give me a… — Josh Blue Copy Share Image
“We sometimes try to impress people we just met by not trying to impress them.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
There's always that little bit of tension that happens when you make a joke, especially when there's a language barrier. — Desi Lydic Copy Share Image
To be perfectly honest with you, I think that The Darkness is a joke, and that's, unfortunately, exactly what the world wants. — David Draiman Copy Share Image
Yes the moustache appeared for the first time about 10 years ago and it was grown as a joke of course but… — Mike Wozniak Copy Share Image
“English: "People adore sex organs of flowers and hide their own ones." Česky: „Lidé obdivují pohlavní orgány květin a své schovávají.” — Sebastián Wortys Copy Share Image
Venom was a joke in the '80s, their heavy metal music sucked big time, and I really have no interest in them… — Varg Vikernes Copy Share Image
