You can't laugh at the same joke again and again, but why do you keep crying over the same thing over and… — Zhat Copy Share Image
Every joke is either taken by ads or The Simpsons. It's all about being able to get your ideas out into the… — Rich Fulcher Copy Share Image
“Death is another story. I will never make a joke about death. It is beyond my powers.” — Mario Puzo Copy Share Image
“It is a cosmic joke. Preoccupation with survival has set the stage for extinction.” — John Steinbeck Copy Share Image
My dad? He worked at a steel plant over in Charleston. Night shift. Nine at night to nine in the morning, no… — A. J. Green Copy Share Image
But men and women, getting along, it's a joke. We have completely different brains, it's a completely different thing. — Christina Applegate Copy Share Image
“Some people wish they were as happy as or happy like some people think they are.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
Oh, something is there, waiting for me. Perhaps someday the revelation will burst in upon me and I will see the other… — Sylvia Plath Copy Share Image
No one is more himself than the moment when he's laughing at a joke. It's at those moments that people's defenses go… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
The average British person would hear me doing my joke about Rebecca Adlington and realise there's no malice in it. It was… — Frankie Boyle Copy Share Image
Everyone's heard the same joke a million times and knows the setups. They are tired of the mass-marketed entertainment served on the… — Tim Heidecker Copy Share Image
It's a tossup on whether WWE is going to insult your intelligence, religion or sexual preference. It's become a joke and a… — Jim Cornette Copy Share Image
I think it's a travesty that the NBA can't just tell these guys to play basketball two days in a row. It's… — Charles Barkley Copy Share Image
There was a time when I didn't like myself at all. I thought I was a cruel joke. But now I've come… — Cee Lo Green Copy Share Image
There's a joke in everything, the trick is finding it. The best compliment a joke can get is what Huxley said about… — Emo Philips Copy Share Image
At first, after my freshman year, it was kind of a joke, going into my sophomore year like, 'Hey, I wanna graduate… — Deshaun Watson Copy Share Image
You can't save from a brilliant penalty taker and Eric Cantona was the best. His technique was so good it was a… — David James Copy Share Image
“Among flippant people the Joke is always assumed to have been made. No one actually makes it; but every serious subject is… — C.S. Lewis Copy Share Image
“There are certain queer times and occasions in this strange mixed affair we call life when a man takes this whole universe… — Herman Melville Copy Share Image
I don't know who made the first Aquaman joke. I'm sure it was comics readers; maybe we all did. But it's the… — Geoff Johns Copy Share Image
I often joke with my husband and say to him, 'You know I have two theatre degrees, right? That's all I know… — Deborah Joy Winans Copy Share Image
Could you imagine me and the roasters taking on the GOP field? It would be the greatest show ever. Prove that you… — Jeff Ross Copy Share Image
Cricket is also a bit more of a social game. You are never too far away from one of your other team-mates,… — Jofra Archer Copy Share Image
The English had hit upon a splendid joke. They intended to catch me or to bring me down. — Manfred von Richthofen Copy Share Image
Americans do believe in progress and there is almost certainly a kernel of truth in the joke. — Alan Dundes Copy Share Image
“You really should learn how to take a joke, as easily as you take a dick." -Shirley” — Charli McBride Copy Share Image
“Every single person is a fool, insane, a failure, or a bad person to at least ten people.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
I always joke that everything else that I do is to support my theater habit. — Megan Hilty Copy Share Image
Is everything a joke to you?” I asked. He dabbed his tongue to his lip again. “Not everything.” “Like what?” “You. — Becca Fitzpatrick Copy Share Image
If I sit down to write a joke about, whatever, the polluted Gulf of Mexico, it comes out mundane to me. — Ron White Copy Share Image
It is a great rush to come up with a joke that gets a good response from the audience. It's gold! — Kevin Nealon Copy Share Image
When you haven't got a job, a joke is about the only thing that's free. — Simon Beaufoy Copy Share Image
I don't believe in acting teachers for me, so it's God's joke that he gave me a best friend who's an acting… — Laurence Fishburne Copy Share Image
When someone says, 'I recognize you,' I'll say, 'Congratulations on having a TV.' It's a little joke. — Willam Belli Copy Share Image
I've realized that I can never not do the nail salon joke, and I will have to talk about Bon Qui Qui… — Anjelah Johnson Copy Share Image
I never used to be as good, you get better. I've just gotten better and quicker at figuring out the joke. — Gerry Dee Copy Share Image
“The saddest task for the ironist is having to tell the listener that it's a joke, because of course it is never… — Paul Theroux Copy Share Image
