'Community' is a comedy show, and one of the characters happens to be a Christian. I do think they have been very… — Yvette Nicole Brown Copy Share Image
A lot of times, you could play me just the laughs from my set, and I could tell you, from the laugh,… — Jerry Seinfeld Copy Share Image
I don't like irony and sarcasm very much. But I do like it when you think someone is telling you a joke,… — Jens Lekman Copy Share Image
In fact during 'Rock On,' there were so many women on set that sometimes we used to joke that if this becomes… — Prachi Desai Copy Share Image
“You don’t see yourself at all, do you? It seems to me that you’re good at everything you try,” said Ethan sincerely.… — Derrolyn Anderson Copy Share Image
I can't tell a joke to save my soul. It's just not my thing, though I love to listen to jokes. — Carol Burnett Copy Share Image
If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you; that is the principal difference between… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
Violence, if it is not solving all your problems, you simply are not using enough of it — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You go, well you can't joke about race. Well if you're from a different race and that's your experience of the world… — Jimmy Carr Copy Share Image
I think, in a film that's supposed to last an hour and a half, I think you have to really pay attention… — Jay Chandrasekhar Copy Share Image
Donald Trump has been saying that he will run for president as a Republican, which is surprising since I just assumed he… — Seth Meyers Copy Share Image
I think the way British wrestling lost its way in the mid '80s was that the athleticism and the sporting side to… — Wade Barrett Copy Share Image
Sometimes when I'm performing, whenever my puppet cracks a joke, it actually makes me laugh. — Darci Lynne Farmer Copy Share Image
I used to pencil in my eyebrows super thick and squarish. I look back at pictures and think, Why didn't anybody tell… — Ego Nwodim Copy Share Image
Growing up, you see movies, and the big person is always the butt of a joke or the funny best friend, or… — Danielle Macdonald Copy Share Image
I don't even consider directing Burt. I just say, 'Hey, Burt, the camera's here. Read the joke and let's get onto the… — Hal Needham Copy Share Image
I don't wear much makeup, except during work. I felt lucky to be chosen to be a model. I used to joke,… — Isabella Rossellini Copy Share Image
Over at the Olivia Pope & Associates set, we're like middle school children. Every time there's a cut in the action, we… — Darby Stanchfield Copy Share Image
I joke with people - and Kyle Shanahan used to say this - that my swagger is having no swagger, but that… — Kirk Cousins Copy Share Image
“I started studying law, but this I could stand just for one semester. I couldn't stand more. Then I studied languages and… — George Pólya Copy Share Image
“If your regime is not strong enough to handle a joke, then you have no regime.” — Jon Stewart Copy Share Image
“As far as he could discover, there were no signs of spring. The decay that covered the surface of the mottled ground… — Nathanael West Copy Share Image
