Me and my friends used to joke about the fact that you don't see a Black man on a horse. — Rege-Jean Page Copy Share Image
You can take my dirtiest, craziest joke, and I can break down in my head why there's a good, honest, honorable reason… — Carlos Mencia Copy Share Image
Only in the mystery novel are we delivered final and unquestionable solutions. The joke to me is that fiction gives you a… — Scott Turow Copy Share Image
Someone at school said I dance like a spider, and I've never got beyond that. It's always been a running joke in… — Emma Corrin Copy Share Image
Where I'm from, to do acting is not heard of. Being one of the lads and all, you don't just go, 'Oh,… — Barry Keoghan Copy Share Image
I have had every hair color. I joke with my hair colorist. She keeps sheets of paper on every hair color that… — Brittany Snow Copy Share Image
“Each one you take is a commitment. If you break that commitment, the gods of alcohol will punish you with a hangover… — Cora Carmack Copy Share Image
I made so many jokes about poor Russell Crowe, he once knocked on my dressing room door, and told me he wanted… — Joan Rivers Copy Share Image
“We are sometimes hurt mostly or only not by what happened or is happening to us but by being felt sorry for.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
I think as a blonde person with make-up on, you're automatically the punchline to the joke. — Emily Atack Copy Share Image
The rationale for tenure is still valid. But the system has turned the academy into one of the most conservative and costly… — Francis Fukuyama Copy Share Image
“Some disabled people spend a significant amount of their energy on trying to come across as abled or as not that disabled.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
There's different kinds of improv. There's Second City improv where you try to slowly build a nice sketch. There's stuff you do… — Fred Willard Copy Share Image
“disclosure: (n.) when they finally tell us everything and nothing changes.” — Sol Luckman Copy Share Image
I love practical jokes and humor. That there's frankly no joke that I don't think is funny. I love practical jokes, but… — Mitt Romney Copy Share Image
A friend of mine once wrote a silly article about all these metrosexuals like David Beckham wearing sarongs, and she described me… — Kevin McCloud Copy Share Image
I intend to buy 'The New York Times.' Please don't take it as a joke. — Chen Guangbiao Copy Share Image
The real Pogba is the one you see every time. You know, when I'm on the pitch, I cannot act. I'm not… — Paul Pogba Copy Share Image
I used to think of it as a joke that all paranoids were right. That was a joke in the '60s, but… — Richard Belzer Copy Share Image
Sometimes it's hard to tell if a joke is working or not for the first couple of minutes. — Dave Attell Copy Share Image
