Other players can be leaders on the pitch, but not all players can understand another player, so I try to. You need… — David Luiz Copy Share Image
Richard Lewis is the master at taking a joke that he's told a million times in a row in the past year,… — Artie Lange Copy Share Image
One of the things I'm proudest of is, on my record 'That Was the Year that Was' in 1965, I made a… — Tom Lehrer Copy Share Image
If the only reason to be on stage communicating with people is to tell them a joke and make them laugh, that… — Hannah Gadsby Copy Share Image
“. . . I still wouldn't be able to control myself around him, and I'm math geek enough to know that equation doesn't work out.” — Robin Brande Copy Share Image
I always joke with my husband that, whenever he comes back from being gone for awhile, I'm like, 'You're like a feral… — Simone Missick Copy Share Image
The thing that I get so often with network comedies - and, I think, some of the most brilliant people in the… — Kenya Barris Copy Share Image
If you've got 300 people in the room and you tell a joke, a hundred laugh, a hundred smile and a hundred… — Chris McCausland Copy Share Image
There's no amount of money that makes you feel better when people think of you as a joke or a hack or… — Patrick Stump Copy Share Image
When something really affects you, it's hard to find the humor in it sometimes. There's are a lot of reasons why there… — Sarah Cooper Copy Share Image
You can tell on-stage when a joke's starting to lose its pop. It doesn't mean people don't want to hear it anymore;… — Ron White Copy Share Image
As a comedian, you're making so many observations, so many measurements. You might catch someone's eyes as you're telling a joke, and… — Sean Lock Copy Share Image
“There would definitely be way fewer instances of cheating, if the average couple did not have sex only when the woman feels… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
You never know what little idea or joke, what flame flickering really quickly, will become a song. That first idea, it can… — Manu Chao Copy Share Image
Well, I mean, if a joke or humor is bawdy, it's got to be funny enough to warrant it. You can't just… — Betty White Copy Share Image
Never make a joke or try for humor at someone else's expense. In a high-stakes environment, everyone needs to feel safe. — Alan Mulally Copy Share Image
When I was growing up, I wasn't in bands, and had really no intention of ever doing music. I went out to… — K. Flay Copy Share Image
On 'Late Night,' it's like we're all in on the joke. That's what I wanted it to be. I'm not doing something… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
I think Trump is terrible for comedy. A lot of people say he is great. He's not. You can't joke a joke. — Michelle Wolf Copy Share Image
Ever since I was 2 or 3, I loved to perform for people. I would walk up to another table in a… — Maxim Knight Copy Share Image
I hate to give myself credit for anything, but I will say I really enjoy, as an actor, and especially with comedy… — Max Greenfield Copy Share Image
There's not one thing that inspires me the most. Me and my friends joke around with each other and hang out so… — Adam DeVine Copy Share Image
We don't apologize for a joke. We are comics. We are here to make you laugh. If you don't get it, then… — Joan Rivers Copy Share Image
