(...) I don´t want a drink. I just want to know where am I? -You´re not in Kansas anymore!- Jake chuckled at… — Alexandra Adornetto Copy Share Image
“Don't let your teeth make you lose respect by permanently keeping them opened for the sake of being friendly.” — Michael Bassey Johnson Copy Share Image
When you look at the average American you realize there's nothing nature enjoys more than a good joke. — George Carlin Copy Share Image
A Whoopee cushion filled with gravy adds a hilarious new dimension to a rather tiresome practical joke — Thegr81 Copy Share Image
It was my first time to visit mister biggis that is selling AKAMU(PARP) & MAIZE. — Juniorjk Copy Share Image
If you were born in September, it's pretty safe to assume that your parents started their new year with a bang. Today's… — Kevin Copy Share Image
I made a joke to my wife that if this acting thing doesn't work out I can always be a pro wrestler,… — Christopher Daniels Copy Share Image
Humor has been a major component in our past successes; a good joke and a good product combined can get a lot… — Vince Offer Copy Share Image
You can crack a joke and make a person smile but it matters a lot when that's on screen. It can be… — Jitendra Kumar Copy Share Image
A source of embarrassment for Libyans, Gadhafi has never been a joke: disappearances, a police state, zero freedom of expression, and poverty… — Mona Eltahawy Copy Share Image
My career actually started in the second grade as class clown. That's no joke. I was always making people laugh, and it… — Ian Ziering Copy Share Image
You can analyse a joke and say it's funny because this guy thought this was going to happen, and that happened, and… — John Lloyd Copy Share Image
There used to be a cruel joke that said Brazil is the country of the future, and always will be; Obama is… — Charles Krauthammer Copy Share Image
“You just haven’t found the right girl,” Clare said. “She’ll come along.” “And then she’ll make a run for the hills.” Cass… — Jayde Scott Copy Share Image
“I don’t like seeing you hit.” “Well, to be quite honest, I don’t like being hit unless it’s by you.” As soon… — Tammy Blackwell Copy Share Image
I always make a joke about this but it's true; Conor can make a highlight video of training hard and like, 'Alright… — Beneil Dariush Copy Share Image
Often, when you're in some of these writing rooms for... and the most restrictive is network television, right? They say, 'Wow, that's… — Jay Chandrasekhar Copy Share Image
I am so pathetic with machines in real life, it's not a joke. I'd rather walk, or even run, than take the… — Bipasha Basu Copy Share Image
“I think my heart is defective," Jillian says. I have to force myself to smile Jan looks at me. I get the… — Heather Hepler Copy Share Image
Take care, Jeffy. I’ll see you soon, right? Just remember not to throw food at the nurses. I don’t want to get… — Jordan Sonnenblick Copy Share Image
“Was she always that friendly?" I joke. "She saw Robert. At least I got that out of her." "Maybe she buried him… — Travis Thrasher Copy Share Image
The incarnation is “a kind of vast joke whereby the Creator of the ends of the earth comes among us in diapers… — Frederick Buechner Copy Share Image
In a live show, the reaction to our jokes is instant. You know immediately whether the joke is working or not. — Kiku Sharda Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when... You hear a joke in someone else's conversation & accidentally laugh. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Humor is always based on a modicum of truth. Have you ever heard a joke about a father-in-law? — Dick Clark Copy Share Image
“Is a joke truly funny when we laugh at it, or is it merely some aberration of our frontal lobe?” — Gerald Schroeder Copy Share Image
I typically start out almost every speech I give making some kind of joke about me being in a wheelchair. — Greg Abbott Copy Share Image
Honestly, I just want to keep people awake. Or at least give you one joke to go to bed with. — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
Sometimes when I'm performing, whenever my puppet cracks a joke, it actually makes me laugh. — Darci Lynne Farmer Copy Share Image
A joke bombing on stage doesn't bother me, especially if it's intended to bomb. — Mick Foley Copy Share Image
“disclosure: (n.) when they finally tell us everything and nothing changes.” — Sol Luckman Copy Share Image
“Some people ate less food less often when they each had a home than they now do as hobos.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
Westminster is no joke. I took some tough classes there. It prepared me for a tough career. — Brooke Baldwin Copy Share Image
I don't mind being the butt of the joke... It doesn't really bother me. I quite enjoy it. — Ryan Seacrest Copy Share Image
There's a joke in my family that I'm going to make a career out of playing other people's younger selves. — Ella Purnell Copy Share Image
I have a file of four million jokes... I have them cross-indexed. Whatever subject you want, I have a joke on it. — Milton Berle Copy Share Image
Failure and unhappiness is easier because you can make a joke out of it. — David Nicholls Copy Share Image
If you manage to joke around and charm people, it means that from inside, you are very serious. — Rajpal Yadav Copy Share Image
